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Fellow readers & All year long, I've been sending out ARC's (advance reading copies) of my book for review to various readers, agents, newspapers, etc. Some people have responded by reading the book a...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:57:00 GMT

It’s Holden Caulfield ... Line One ...

Dear Lord & It's Holden Caulfield calling. He wants to know if I'll accept the charges? The other ends gone quiet. He wants to know why I'm occupying his space on Earth. The other end has met wit...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 00:00:00 GMT

Brainbox ...

For some reason ... the nice folks over at Brainbox Press decided to print one of my poems that they liked. It's called 'Gas and Euthanasia' and is in my book 'During the Apocalypse'. I'm honored to h...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 01:14:00 GMT

Go Dick Cheney ...

Here's a poem fit to get me on the FBI watchlist ... If I've coined an expression, don't hate me. If I'm too late, I'll get over it.Go Dick Cheney ...When the shitbirds call my cellphoneWhen the turd...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:15:00 GMT

Amazon Reviews ...

Just in case any of you are bored and you want something to read, I've been reviewing products on Amazon for about 10 years and have numerous reviews posted. At this point, they've been sending me fre...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:45:00 GMT

In A Moment ...

If I said I saw it coming You wouldn't believe me   If I told you it was closer To any of us Then you could imagine You'd laugh Shrug Scratch your head Turn on the TV Get in the car A...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:44:00 GMT

Gas & Euthanasia ...

Los Angeles smells like Mexican ladies using laundry soap Homeless men sifting through the county landfill White women in well-lit homes rubbing their naked loins in lavender.   Los Angeles ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:43:00 GMT

The Light of Mankind &

When the lights go out on mankind The dark will be turned on   It will rise up quick Surround us The past will not just come back to haunt us But lay Absolute Fucking Siege to us  ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:41:00 GMT

Paul Weller & God ...

 When the Style Council      become the soundtrack        for Starbucks consumers            ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 03:38:00 GMT

Yellow Fever ...

It's out and available everywhere.Ask your booksellers, go online - punch my name into Amazon, whatever.Hook it up and support your local authors and thier plight to pawn off bad fiction.All the best,...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:54:00 GMT