In Defense of Chris Brown |
Disclaimer: I don't care.I'd like to stop the crime of domestic violence once and for all. That's why I'm penning this open letter, to try and convince my readership to make beating your partner legal...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:22:00 GMT |
The Bane of Writing |
Happiness. There's no way you can write anything compelling or worthwhile, as long as you're happy. I firmly believe that, and it's part of why my posts have become sporadic of late. Tonight, I am unh...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:56:00 GMT |
Notorious |
Am I alone in thinking Biggie Smalls just wasn't that special? Was I the only one who didn't really give a shit when Tupac released an album? Is there some missing piece of the puzzle that allows othe...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:54:00 GMT |
A Minor Revelation |
Saying "it's an exciting time" in reference to America's first black president is racist. Because if he was white, you wouldn't be saying that. His blackness is what's exciting you, and only important...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:59:00 GMT |
Weekend Recap |
Drop off dog.Meet ride for plane.Hurt back carrying suitcase.Get drunk at airport.Pop motrin.Continue being drunk on plane.Takeoff delayed an hour and a half. Get free bourbon as apology.Get to hotel,...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:45:00 GMT |
For the Ladies |
Models: YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING MODEL. Giselle is a model. You are a dumb girl getting tricked into wearing your bikini when there's no water. Even if by some miracle you happen to be smoking hot (fat f...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
Amazon |
Oh, how I love you. You let me buy things without going to the mall. And that alone is reason to run all tra-la-la through the house with an exposed boner and a jar of pickles. Ok, I didn't really do ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:50:00 GMT |
Your Crusty Old Soul |
The other night I went to dinner at Tandoori Nights, and enjoyed a plate of Fish Goani. It's no Chicken Vindaloo, but it was good. I spent the night laughing over martinis and beers, and rolling my ey...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:01:00 GMT |
Extremism |
It really doesn't matter what issue you're discussing; if you're at the far end of the spectrum, you're probably kind of a moron. Now, a lot of people would want to discuss things like religion, polit...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:14:00 GMT |
Random Horribleness |
I just had the notion that if you adopt a hottie, you can't have sex with her. Well, I mean you can, but people won't like it. So it's in your best interest as a man not to adopt children. If you give...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:31:00 GMT |
