former;
martial arts guru,
national boxer,
rock n' roll star, and
virgin.
Currently residing with an absolute fox of a wife, a real sauce.
Likes: orgasms and fruit.
Dislikes: bigots, racists, foreigners.
Top man: my old man.
Top bird: pam is alright.
inspiration: rule de nation
Thought of the day: dyslexic dwarves - they are not big, and they are not clever.
Top film: withnail and i.
Ambition: a threesome with pamela anderson.
Claim to fame: being in a great band, making the welsh news with suspected broken neck playing rugby.
love you all
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Barnabus Aluiocious Lloyd George St John Smythe
Birthday: Great aren't they
Birthplace: Wales
Current Location: Next to the raisins
Eye Color: Misty blue
Hair Color: Changes
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Jimi Hendrix once pissed on my guitar
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work shoes - bollox
Your Weakness: Good question - erm, death
Your Fears: Don't like fucking spiders much to be honest
Your Perfect Pizza: Delivered by a minx in pvc
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Got to be in the FA Cup Final hasn't it?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'That rumour about me and racoons is a lie'
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck me it's early
Your Best Physical Feature: Could be my stomach, could be my nob
Your Bedtime: Varies
Your Most Missed Memory: The late, great Jonathon Larcombe, a true friend, and top man.
Pepsi or Coke: Charlie
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group if I'm lucky
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Oh fuckoff
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Like a fuckin' trooper mush
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: Like a cat pissing on tins
Do you Shower Daily: Of course - cheeky twat
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Am
Do you belive in yourself: Very much so
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Average
Are you a Health Freak: Not a freak no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes - they are tops
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: Yep, guitar, harmonica, upright pink skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Oh yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Shhhhhhhhhh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope - got a social life
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Don't even know what they are
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Lobster?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Actually yes lol!
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Playfull kisser
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