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About Me

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My Interests

I am extremely interested in being productive and efficient at the moment. If you have any great idea to help me get organized, or yummy "dinner in under 30 minutes" hints... SEND THEM MY WAY!!

I'd like to meet:

To anyone interested in being my friend... please consider the following. 1. No, I don't want to smoke crack with you. No I don't care how cool you think you are.(and NO I DON'T know where you can get any!!) 2. No, I don't want to have a "discrete encounter" with you. No, I don't care how sexy you think you are. 3. No, I don't want to be friends with a grown man who has no one on his friends list but underage girls with desperate screen names. No, I don't care how "purdy" you think my mouth is.

Music:

If I can understand the lyrics, you've caught my attention. If your lyrics are actually worth listening to, your hanging on to my attention. If your lyics work well with your music and are worth repeating... you just may keep my attention.

Movies:

I am Legend. It was not what I expected, and strangely enough, the first movie I think I have ever been to where every grown man in the theater was crying!

Television:

I think it knocks me out!! Truthfully, until Heroes starts back up, I don't know that there is anything worth watching. (Other than shows to nap by... mmmm I love Sunday naps!)

Books:

Does the manual to my Helio Ocean count?

Heroes:

My husband, David, is still my hero! I never thought I would be able to rediscover someone so many times. He challenages and amazes me. The man I married turned out to be my partner in crime, my love, and my best friend.

My Blog

Bring on the Hate-mail!!

It is natural that the Alpha Female, chooses the Alpha Male according to which male is tough enough to got head to head with her. So if you aren't ready to go head to head, you are not ready for a rel...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

I wish I could say I wrote this, because it totally sounds like me

"True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! ) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of pr...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

WE ADOPTED!!

I would like everyone to meet the most recent addition to our family... and for once... IT'S NOT A SNAKE! http://myspace-309.vo.llnwd.net/01391/90/38/1391198309_l.jpg This is Irwin. There is another p...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

Let's put the SERVICE back in customer service!

People are defined by a number of different thing. For example, if you play an instrument, you are a musicain. If you paint pictures, you are an artist. We all prefer to be defined by these ...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:17:00 PST

Oops, I did it again.

These are some things that I find "inappropriately funny" 1. When you accidentally piss someone off... and then they try to deliberately piss you off, while acting like it's a joke, so they don't have...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

When the dust clears...

If love is a battlefield, like Pat B. (patron saint of rocker chicks) has said in her song.... how exactly is the war fought? Well, I can't tell you that, because it is relative to every relationship....
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:43:00 PST

Dr. Phil wants you!

Some people use their blog to share the inner workings of their lives. (I am guilty of this, on occation) Here are some ways to tell if you have said too much... 1. Perfect strangers read your blog be...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Crush on this!!

This is for my girl's who have recently found themselves the target of the on-line "game". Is your "friend" pestering you for nude pics so he can get "points"?? Here's some suggestions... (note that I...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 06:46:00 PST

20 ways to get your point across... subtly

Subtle ways to hint that you want out of a relationship 1. Refuse to have sex with them on the grounds that they are "icky" 2. Don't argue or deny when you are accused of cheating. Agree and embellish...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:10:00 PST

God: Infallible my ass!

(I must first thank God, for inspiring me to write this blog. If it wasn't for his carefully laid, universal plan, I would miss out on moments like this.) I was standing in line at Walmart the ot...
Posted by Velvet-footed-spider-in-a-gown-of-rainbow-dye on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST