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One hand full of snake and the other full of plane

Something mixed up....something I can get into

About Me

I collect Pez dispensers and ride a bicycle.

My Interests

Jessica Lawinski. Snowboarding. Surfing. Scenesters. Pizzeria Combos. Pez. The letter Q. Fluffy dogs. Tshirts. Indie Clothing Lines. Mike and Ikes. Driving. Pizza shops. Wawa. Pacman. PhotoHunt. Riding Bikes. Football. Gatorade. Concert Posters. Good beer. The Beach. Corsi's Subs. Mexican Food. Being Puerto Rican.

I'd like to meet:

people that understand that i am a tshirt and jeans kind of guy. ANYONE WHO OWNS A CLOTHING LINE. Anyone who lived in Ramtown circa 1990. And these guys

Music:

Girl Talk. The Go! Team. Architecture in Helsinki. MIA. Against Me. Fischerspooner. MGMT. Owen. Bouncing Souls. Deerhoof.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings. Best in Show. Wet Hot American Summer. Big Lebowski. Godfather. Jurassic Park. Happy Gilmore. Mallrats. Willow. Event Horizon. Dumb and Dumber. Elf. Old School. Seven. Dont be a Menace to South Central while Drinking your Juice in the Hood. Anchorman. A Christmas Story. Full Metal Jacket. Life Aquatic. Royal Tennanbaums. Supertroopers. Teen Wolf. Back to the Future. Blue Velvet. Goodfellas. Everything is Illuminated. Flight of the Navigator. The Last Dragon.

Television:

Family Guy. Simpsons. Reality TV. Cosbys. SOPRANOS. Chappelle Show. Married with Children. FOOTBALL. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Home Improvement. Saved by the Bell. Arrested Development. When Animals Attack. Malcom in the Middle. Entourage. Survivorman. Man vs. Wild. Medical Incredible.

Books:

I have taken more of an interest in reading......anyone have any suggestions?

Heroes:

Hero of the Week: Electra

My Blog

Patti Smith

Me, Jessica, Matt and Mike went to see Patti Smith on Saturday at the Stone Pony.  We had a good time, but it definitely was not us.  The crowd was a bunch of retired hippies in their 6...
Posted by One hand full of snake and the other full of plane on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:51:00 PST

Read this if you have the time (its funny and its now updated)

So as I sit here in my little office getting ready to leave this shithole to start something better I cant help but think about Newark, NJ and the past three months of my life coming here.  Here ...
Posted by One hand full of snake and the other full of plane on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:40:00 PST

Dear Bruce Willis,

Stop making movies where if I watch it once I cant watch it again because the ending is ruined!  Thanks
Posted by One hand full of snake and the other full of plane on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:22:00 PST

why your urine smells

  Why your urine smells Being bored at work makes you ponder ridiculous questions like why does your urine smell after you eat asparagus.  Here is the startling truth: Now, for that di...
Posted by One hand full of snake and the other full of plane on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST

Everything you've wanted to know about moths

Jessica and I were having a stimulating conversation about moths and why they eat clothes and why moth balls smell so bad.  So I did a little research and found out that moths only eat wool and n...
Posted by One hand full of snake and the other full of plane on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 09:06:00 PST

ATTN Everyone

Alright kids i need your help! If you know of any good clothing lines out there or if you own your own clothing line drop me and email so i can check it out. It can be anything from independent desi...
Posted by One hand full of snake and the other full of plane on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST