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About Me

Helloooooo, It's Pippa. Those of you who know me know that I'm just me really, theres not much else to say. I will say that I'm so in love with my boyfriend and probably wouldnt exist without him tho, it really does need to be said, lol. I just adore him, blah, blah, blah, am so in love, he's the best. I'm currently expecting our first baby, so is very exciting although it takes me off the sexy meter completely. lol. Anyway, I'm pretty happy, pretty girly, pretty passionate about randomness...er...am fond of silliness and tangfastic haribo, the latter being a rather unusual obsession....but no worse than the skittle addiction i had previously so dont worry. Think I may try to get addicted to them again...I love nice shoes and underwear and pretty things but am mortally afraid of spiders, scary films, the notion that someone might one day kill me, and mould...what else? Currently working as a receptionist for Easyjet but minus the orange thankfully. So...yay! Also trying to get back to the poetry writing. Is so much harder than it looks with no misery to draw imagery from, lol. That's about it really but feel free to leave a message after the beep......beeeeeeeeep.Bwoi!!! Lurve yew!!! Bwoi!!!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Can we change this to people I'd like to be friends with? Coz I have a lot of those...Right. First and foremost, I would have like to have been friends with Marilyn Monroe before she died. Maybe if she'd have had a good circle of friends, she would still be here now. I'd also like to be friends with Russell Brand (Sorry Mark, he is pretty sexy), Christian Louboutin so he could give me free shoooooes, Roberto Cavalli so I'd always have nice clothes, John Galliano for the same reason, Carla Fendi obviously for the bags, Janet Reger for underwear. Brendon Cole from Strictly Come Dancing so he could teach me how to dance and altho he's a bit of a plonker, i'd quite like to touch him too. Who else? Anna Rider Richardson so I'd have a nicely decorated house, Tara Palmer-Tompkinson coz she seems like a good girl to hang out with aaaaand.....Donald Trump, coz he's as good a person as any to buy me expensive pressies. Or a house for me and Mark. Yes. I'd also like to punch Jodi Marsh in the face too please. Ooooh ooh ooh! And I'd like to be friends with Angelina Jolie too....my gah, the girl is like living art she's so beeyooteefull.

My Blog

Dear Milda part II

Dear Milda, I have decided that I now think you're ok. Just dont keep telling people that I'm not answering the phones because being pregnant, i need to wee all the time. That might make us fall out a...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:46:00 GMT

Soundtrack to My Life

MY SOUNDTRACK ..> Opening credits: Every You, Every Me by Placebo Waking up: You & Me by The Wannadies Average day: Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton First date: New Romantic by Laura Marli...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:27:00 GMT

Blue...

Isn't it wonderful? Its christmas soon, everyone's getting ready for the party season, buying new clothes and new shoes and many other delightful things that the purchase of can only be justified arou...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:29:00 GMT

Stupid things I have done when pissed....

Ok...have been on a desperate bid to cheer myself up today and have discovered on facebook a group called '30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night'. I left a comment on how many silly things I've done...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:08:00 GMT

Randomness-ness

I recently returned to the world of poetry. It's probably shit, but I was quite proud of it and continue to be so fuck it. What harm can it do? But yes, more interesting 'news about my life' stuff so...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:43:00 GMT

Queasyjet

Well, think it is safe to say that I was right about the being replaceable part of my job. I did not get the job permanently, despite having worked at Easyjet for 5 months. Two new people have been hi...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:43:00 GMT

Fruity Friday

Hello friends! It is time, once again, to bore you with my incoherent ramblings in another pointless blog. I am excited today. I like the way it looks in that font. It is fruity friday ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:51:00 GMT

Doooooooooooooom

Well....just well... People disappoint me. They really do. My mother has decided not to move out. Which is nice of her isnt it? Considering it was her who pressurized me into moving out in the first p...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:43:00 GMT

Downer...

Wow...what a contrast my mood is compared to yesterday. Yesterday I was airy-fairy, whimsical and on top of the world. Today - Doooooooom. Dooooooooooooom. Are you getting the severity? I just feel to...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:34:00 GMT

Property Snakes and Ladders...

I'm moving out. Yes..that is right, Mooohooving out. I'm all grown up and flying the nest to start my own. Aaaaand....I'm living with a boy. Me! Living with a person of the opposite sex and NOT becaus...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:11:00 GMT