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tee jay pee

No hair for oil!

About Me



"AS LONG AS THERE ARE SLAUGHTERHOUSES, THERE WILL BE BATTLEFIELDS"

My Interests

Harry Connick Jr (the man not the music), really bitchin bass lines, dinosaurs, silk soy yogurt, recycling, red socks, make believing and pretending, olivia newton john, dental work, traffic court, only having friends named zach, sarah, or laura and then differentiating them by race, dog the bounty hunter(the superhero not the supremacist)/stalking dog the bounty hunter

Music:

MUSIC REALLY ISN'T A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH. IT'S SOMETHING FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT.

Movies:

Four Rooms, All the Margaret Cho and Henry Rollins spoken word dvds, Airplane, Xanadu, Phantom of the Paradise

Television:

Dog Whisperer with Cesar Millan, Democracy Now! public access and free speech t.v. Roy Orbison and Friends on pbs. Arrested Development, Corner Gas, Degrassi

Books:

Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret

Heroes:

Kaki King's eyebrows

My Blog

You should have just stolen the piece of crap

I can't believe people still actually break into cars, and practice petty vandalism. I guess I'm also an idiot for never locking my car when it's in my driveway. I kind of just always want to test it....
Posted by tee jay pee on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

A day in the life of white trash

was TOTALLY WORTH IT BECAUSE I GOT TO HEAR A NEW KELLY CLARKSON SONG!!! I'm pretty disgusted and ashamed with myself, well, for a lot of reasons but sitting in front of the television watching nascar ...
Posted by tee jay pee on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:18:00 PST

But I'm a farmer!!!!

Things I learned in Kansas: Getting "farmerized" IS as scary as it sounds. I guess you can just ram a cow with a huge truck and it will move for you. Cow poo? Mud? after a while, does it really matt...
Posted by tee jay pee on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:52:00 PST

Justin Timberlake, you owe me!!!

So I figured I'd start the new year by bringing sexy back. Frankly, sexy went somewhere last year, and I missed it. I've been confident in my sexy so far, and it's been working for me quite well. How...
Posted by tee jay pee on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST

Hey Grizzly Rose, eat shit!!!!!

I have a new boyfriend, his name is Barack Obama. He makes me the happiest girl in the world, and I really think this one is going to last. I'm over John Kerry, he was just a fling.   More impor...
Posted by tee jay pee on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST

Ain't nobody gonna bring me down, ain't nobody gonna steal my song

Let it be know that I love Punchline. They always seem to come around whenever I need them. Every show is guaranteed to be absolutely ridiculous, and inspiring. Needless to say, they are killer live...
Posted by tee jay pee on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

Let it be

For the most part, I'd like to think that I am a good person. I do my fair share of shitty things, as well as good ones. When I make a mistake, I may not always be the first one to admit I'm wrong, bu...
Posted by tee jay pee on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST

A Sorta Fairytale

I go to a lot of shows, some just happen to kick my ass a little more than others. Last night I saw The Decemberists at the Paramout. It was one the most insane, intense, basically a religious ex...
Posted by tee jay pee on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

I thought civil rights were pretty cool. i guess not....

I can't think one one damn good reason anyone would have voted no on referendum i, besides bigotry... It wasn't marriage, and was basic legal rights, it was basic civil rights. I'm sad, and I'm anrgy....
Posted by tee jay pee on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST

The O.C. hurts my heart

I don't think I can watch it anymore. Sometimes I feel like Ryan Atwood.
Posted by tee jay pee on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST