I think it's funny how negative people with nothing else better to do feel it's necessary to tell me how much I suck when many others have given me props. Sure, it's a bit unorthadox to post audio rhymes without a beat, but that's kinda why they call me O.G., The Original Goodfella. It's easier to listen than to read, so 'FUCK OFF'!! This shit ain't fo yo ears and when I click on your pages I don't see or hear any audio posted. You bitches ain't got no balls at all. Get a life you negative assholes!!!
But thanks for hating me. Tell your friends!!
Metallica T-shirt and I.C.P. beanie? Now that's original...
Once you grasp the concept that the logic of this rhyme gets
You're gonna stop and think and then know who O.G. Shawn is
Knowledge of self brings me better health in my mental
And I am an extra large man who is naturally gentle
There's no need to categorize me cuz I love heavy metal
Understanding is the key to wisdom
I know all ya mothafucka's can relate
I'm sick and tired of all this fucked up hate
I just wanna kick back and sedate
All this shit is gonna crumble, I kinda wanna wait
But I'll survive and repopulate the states
NEVER LET 'EM SEE YOU COMIN'!!
I am a lost soul, a hopeless romantic. I am misunderstood at times because I am extremely genuine, sincere and peaceful at heart and have a hard time telling lies. Lies only buy time until the truth is revealed. I am smarter than the average man, cuz I know how to tap into the other 90% of my mind. I don't act like it though. I try to stay humble about everything. I am a member of a dying breed. I am GOD's son. I don't take shit from nobody. I am a Sagittarius. I am pretty blunt. That beatin' 'round the bush crap is a waste of my time. I like to recycle stuff cuz I love my mother, and mother nature. I don't see many people who really seem to give a fuck about the Earth, our home. Have you ever been to Wal-Mart and given a fuck about how many of their bags they are giving you that may just end up in your trash? I constantly have to tell those biatches that I don't need that many bags, if any at all, and it kills me that some of 'em insist on it until I have to lay the smack down. Some people may think to themselves that those bags are gonna get used anyway, but does that mean you should be a part of it? This doesn't just happen at Wal-Mart, this happens everywhere, any other retail store, grocery store, fast food drive thru, etc. It's fuckin' ridiculous yo. I am constantly aware of this stuff. It's all just a part of my relationship with GOD. And no, I don't feel bad for shopping at Wal-Mart like alotta other people do, cuz it's usually more affordable, they're always open (I had weird hours), and I lived in the big city of Phoenix, AZ from 2002-2005, they ain't killin' no ma & pa shops business there, and it was only 3 miles away. I was guilty of shopping there in the small town of Casa Grande for the first 6 months I was there though. Anyway, too many people are completely brainless and wasteful. Earth will be uninhabitable sooner than later and we are doing it to ourselves. Ignorance is bliss.
I feel alone in this world even though I know tons of people. I have always been considered to be this stand up guy, to a point. I can be a real asshole though. Every guy wants the ladies, wheather it be a solid relationship with one or you got skills with them all. It has been a tough ride for me when I've presented myself as truely genuine to the females because that is truely and genuinely what I am. Women say they want a nice guy but really, they want the balance of everything else too. Cool, calm, handsome, good, nice, rich etc. Everybody's got this "fuck 'em first" attitude which I haven't caught on to until recently. Every body's head is so screwed up. If I find a chick who likes to smoke weed, she likes to do other stuff besides drinking too. It's fuckin' whack yo!!!
I think people who drink in excess, even if it's just two nights a week, have major problems. Not that I don't!! I smoke weed. But I can't forget stuff as easily from smokin' weed as when I am piss ass drunk. And its crazy how those people usually have the most casual sex. A positive mood can easily be made when you're that wasted, when it's really all just a mask and a way to deal with personal problems. But alot of those people probably wouldn't understand how I smoke weed every day, not in excess mostly, but yeah, every day. I smoke good weed only and I feel blessed to be doing so in the AZ desert. It's all about who you know. You see, up there in WA state, it's way more common than here, and the people up there growing it sure know how to do so. But this can also be said about the other two west coast states and British Columbia too. For those who don't understand pot heads, just understand that everyone is a product of their environment. Alcohol fucks some people up way faster than herb will and in a different and possibly more dangerous way. Pot heads are not worried about laws like some other people are. I cannot drive a car when I have been drinkin' too much, but I can just fine when I've been smokin'. Marijuana is illegal in this country because if you gave a bunch of Marines a joint and told them it was fine to smoke it, they wouldn't be in the mood to go out huntin' and killin' people, but if you let 'em get drunk, everything is fine. Some people need to make their own choices instead of following what others say is right. I've met too many Marines who were complete assholes and wanted to kick my ass when they were drunk. I'm friggin' disadvantages as it is and these tough guys got somethin' to prove. Fuck 'em for that!!!
I came from Aberdeen, WA, thats the same hometown as Curt Cobain, but I did most of my growing up in Seattle's burbs, but made many trips back to Aberdeen throughout my youth. I have always loved music. Heavy metal, classic rock, punk, country, but my impressionable youth began with hip-hop, therefore it was my first love. I loved the grittiness of hip-hop when it was new, I've been a fan since Run DMC's Raising Hell album in 1986. I am not a fan of what people today call hip-hop mainly cuz I'm not driven by superficiality. That doesn't mean I am against being successful or having nice things (cuz I'm an entreprenuer), but it does mean I am in a state of mind that I chose, without being influenced by whatever everybody else is doing. I am a leader, not a follower. Catchy club beats by Lil John or whoever kinda make me sick, even though they're cool to dance to. It's all about the grit and originality to me. I have better things to rhyme about than bitches, hoes and Escalades. 50 Cent, Nelly, P. Diddy etc. can all choke on some fat dick and die.
I have always had a knack for cleaverly rhyming phrases, but didn't start writing them down until 1998. I have a lot of 'em yo!!! Yup!!! And a bunch can be read righ here . And if you click that you can read the dirty version of a rhyme I wrote that is published in a book called 'The International Who's Who in Poetry', and it's on the first fuckin' page. That's right. Whut!!
Back to that entreprenuer comment! Look how many people are living the ultimate life, free from financial worry simply because they do something they have always liked to do or have had an interest in or have just been that motivated to get their hustle on and make things happen. The musicians, those talented enough to play a professional sport, or anything else that comes naturally to someone who can make a decent living at it are able to live life without financial worry. I have always worn t shirts that have a witty play on words or are just cool lookin' and original. My closet is full of 'em. So get some No Campin' Gear (the link is back^up there to the left^, see it? Yeah or just click here ).
I got in a near fatal car accident when I was seven. I was in a coma for 2 weeks. Doctors said I would never walk or talk again, damn, I love proving people wrong. I still walk with a limp and my right arm has a mind of it's own sometimes. It sucks, but we've all got problems. It has been a unique experience which anyone who has ever been pre judged can tell you, it ain't easy at all.
Being handicapped, I bet none of y'all woulda guessed that I'm pretty good at basketball. My handicap catches people off guards all the time. Like I stated up top, "Never let 'em see ya comin'!" The art of surprise is one of the greatest philosophies. My genetics contain some coordination skills. That's the best thing I ever got from my dad. No handicap is gonna stop me from doin' what I want to do. Out of all major sports, basketball is the least restrictive, the only one you can play alone, and it provides the most hustle and obviously the best workout.
I don't trust many people because of some of the things I've seen in my life. 99% of people are scandelous and self-centered. I try my damndest not to be bitter in my view of people. I don't like being pissed off. When I am at my best, I am a very peaceful and honest individual. I don't like the front I have to put up to be able to deal with people, but it's very necessary.
I am the nice guy, ladies. I prefer 'good man' though. I'm the one you can't find. So many girls turn lesbian because they can't find a good man. I'm not sure how all those guys that turned them that way were or if those guys just could not match their far-fetched ideals, but YES, there are a lot of assholes out there who stop at nothing to get some ass. But I am hear to let y'all know that good, nice, kind hearted guys are out there, they just don't hang out where you do. You won't find me at the club or on a blind date set up by your pretentious friend Trixy. I won't kiss your ass just to get you naked. I'm the one you walk by in the grocery store or may meet and get to know in any other random situation. I don't walk the line set by others. I don't really understand dating. There are way too many politics to it. I would give anything to meet one good woman (if there are any left) who is down to Earth and can appreciate a good man without playin' stupid games. She probably likes puppies and has a certain respect for nature and the beautiful things that are a part of it and feels unselfishly rewarded when helping others. I prefer ethnic women because I like big butts, I especially like hispanic latina mami's, something about the long black hair and their thick bodies. They seem to be the horniest too. Don't get me wrong, white women are gorgeous, but ethnic women are better lovers and have more soul. They aren't as pretentious as alotta white girls.
