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About Me

I'm here from Downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. What's my name? Fuck you, *That's* my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said, the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.

My Blog

SALES CONTEST

The good news is -- you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you got, is just one week to regain your jobs, starting tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good....
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 15:51:00 GMT

Coffee Breaks

Put that coffee down! Coffee's for closers, only!
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 15:25:00 GMT

The new Leads are in!!!

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them. Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers.
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 15:14:00 GMT