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AJV

I got a better idea, why don't you go dig a hole, and I'll get another beer.

About Me

Well...uh...I guess...uh...deep down I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean take yesterday for example, we...we were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely, and uh...I happened to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and uh...I found myself wondering...uh...what color her underpants might be, her panties. Uh...odds are they're probably basic white cotton underpants. But I...I started thinking well maybe...maybe they're sss...maybe they're silk panties, maybe...maybe...maybe it's a thong...maybe it's uh...maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about, you know, and uh...I...I started feeling....what....what, I thought we were in the trust tree...in the nest. Are we not? I don't know where I was going with that. I guess what I'm trying to say is, now that I'm married, I'm definately feeling a little freaked out about the fact that I'm going to have sex with only one person....for the rest of my life.
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My Interests

Philosophical movements that describe the formal structure of the objects of awareness and awareness itself in abstraction from any claims concerning existence and beer. Mostly beer.
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


93%

Gunshot


73%

Accident


73%

Poison


67%

Suicide


67%

Eaten


60%

Suffocated


53%

Stabbed


53%

Disease


53%

Cut Throat


47%

Bomb


47%

Drowning


33%

Natural Causes


7%
How Will You Die??
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I'd like to meet:

Eddie from the old Bud Light commercials

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Music:

Stone Temple Pilots, Tool, Ozzy Osbourne, Godsmack, George Thorogood, Guns N Roses, Jimmy Buffet, Mad Season, John Lee Hooker, AC/DC, Johnny Cash, Poison, Kiss, Korn, Pantera, Metallica, Steve Miller Band, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Def Leopard, Kid Rock, Alice in Chains, Mudvayne, Seether, Nickelback, Motely Crue, The Doors, Skid Row, Violent Femmes, Living Blue, Superfly Rodeo, Limp Bizkit, Sevendust, Snoop Dog, NWA, Slipknot, Kittie, Billy Squire, Billy Idol, White Snake, Staind, Shinedown, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top, Fifty Cent, Led Zepplin, Warrant, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Sugar Ray, Cypress Hill, The Toadies, Chevelle, Van Halen, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Filter, REO Speedwagon, Megadeath, Black Crowes, Evanescence, Faith No More, Buckcherry, Velvet Revolver, LA Guns, Switchfoot, 10 Years, Bruce Springsteen, John Mellancamp, Ted Nugent, Jimmi Hendrix, Weezer, Fearfactory, Taproot, Incubus, Counting Crows, Hot Action Cop, Marilyn Manson, Machinehead, Everclear, Static X, Prong, Fallout Boy, Sublime, Journey, Bad Company, Corrosion of Conformity, Bob Seger, The Charlie Daniels Band, Harvey Danger, Queens of the Stoneage, Nirvana, NERD, Tonic, Saliva, Linkin Park, Creed, Foo Fighters, Soil, Drowning Pool, A Perfect Circle, Offspring, Bush, Crossfade, Black Label Society, Puddle of Mudd, Primus, Fuel, Default, Danzig, Executioners, Black Stone Cherry, 311, Better Than Ezra, Oasis, Oleander, Stabbing Westward, Fu Manchu, Pitchshifter, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Flyleaf, System of a Down, Adema, Ra, Bon Jovi, Mushroomhead, Collective Soul, INXS, Hinder, UPO, Drain STH, Head Planet Earth, Caviar, Twisted Sister, Helmet, Systematic, Bob Marley, Theory of a Dead Man, Foreigner, Monster Magnet, Beck, Clutch, Third Eye Blind, CCR, Trapt, Hatebreed, Breaking Benjamin, Good Charlotte, Radiohead, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Hank Williams Jr., Cinderella, Chicago, Eazy E, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic, Young MC, Curtis Blow

Movies:

Talladega Nights, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Anchorman, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Office Space, Starsky and Hutch, Munich, Syriana, Spy Game, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Windy City Heat(easily the funniest f'n movie ever made), Team America, Beerfest, The Shining, Black Hawk Down, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Thank You For Smoking

Television:

The Office, Lonely Planet, Entourage, Sports, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Rags to Riches, Pimp My Ride, Punk'd, Overhaulin, American Dad, South Park, Mad Money, Rides

Books:

A Year in Provence, Toujours Provence, See No Evil Hear No Evil, Sleeping With the Devil, Inside Al Qaeda

Heroes:

My Parents, Veterans, the creators of "Bum Fights", the song "Heroes" above is for all those who came over here and never get to go home again...