squatting for a memory dump |
Submitted for your approval as the two worst names for human beings ever in the world, ever: Puggy Weems and T Dirty.My abominable employer has put me in a position that is well suited to gathering th...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:12:00 GMT |
if it wasn’t for disappointment, i wouldn’t have any appointment |
clearly you have missed me in the long months of my absence from the internet. my life from then and now has been a sideshow of grotesque hilarity. i have two stories for you. check this shit out:two ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:41:00 GMT |
days you could have |
sometimes, you have a day where you go out and eat pizza. and you have beer. and then you go see a movie with your friend you don't talk to very much. and he snores in the theater. and then you come h...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:59:00 GMT |
beijing |
crossposted from livejournal. --i hate my guts. by which i mean my actual guts. viscera. and they hate me.i'm living in columbus now.this doesn't mean that i'm going to start posting again. it's more ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 14:40:00 GMT |
teeth |
all i wanted for christmas was one and a half of my front teeth and half of my left canine, and god-fucking-damn, i have them now. the dentist tapped the temporary crowns from the filed-down stumps us...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:23:00 GMT |
existential void where prohibited |
you know what isn't just like riding a bike?riding a bike. i dropped a cool ten thousand yen on the gaijin bullet a few weeks ago. it comes with no gears, a thumb bell and handlebar basket standard. i...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:06:00 GMT |
harder, better, faster, stronger |
i don't really have the stamina or inclination to put a coherent narrative together, so instead i will provide you with tastefully assorted soundbite bouquet about my first week or so in japan. enjoy:...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:17:00 GMT |
so myspace will not let you leave the subject blank. what the hell is that? |
i apparently hit 1200 page views recently. that's a milestone, since, as we all know, he who dies with the most page views wins. however, my friends page has also been eliding members. sadness. vaya c...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 05:21:00 GMT |
