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TRASHLEY VON SEX TRON (HamWallet)

My Boyfriend Calls Me FRUITFLY MULLIGAN

About Me


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My name is... ASHLEY
*I am rambunctious, spunky, frisky, and a tad insane. I have a digusting sense of humor and love to laugh, ALOT. I have no filter so I may shock and offend you. Total potty mouth. I'm the root of all thats evil but you can call me cookie.
*I have great friends. I enjoy the occasional concert. I like reading. I love taking baths. I enjoy a few beers at my local bar. I zone out a lot.
*I've been slapped by a monkey @ the zoo. (serious)
*I have an orange pussy cat named Pointy Kitty. He is my little boy.
*I am Scottish - German - Irish - Pirate
*I am extremely stubborn...
*The first impression of me is that I am either ditzy, scarey, pissed off, or some what intimidating. I can be... but I am more laid back than anything. I like everyone for the most part, and avoid confrontation, life is too short to care about the bullshit. I am not a complicated person at all... just really strange.
*I try to live without regrets. I am spontanious and outgoing. I really like to have a good time, I am a SOCIAL BUTTERFLY!! I love getting dressed up and going out!!
*I am in college @ UNLV. More like a lost puppy with no direction. I don't know what I would like to do with the rest of my life. Possibly hotel/club management. Must get a degree ASAP.
*After a college degree, I want to treat myself to Taxadermy school. I have always loved taxadermy, and wanted to do it as a hobbie... as twisted as it sounds. I have an animal skull collection. What a weirdo.
*Be yourself, if you care about what other people think, you will always be their prisoner. I don't care what you think of me... chances are, I am a lot happier than you are anyway.
*LARGE MARGE SENT ME

My Interests

I LIKE...

* HOME

* Brandon
* Key Lime Pie
* Make Up
* The Divebar & Shots of Pirate's Blood
* Bowling
* Clamato
* Wendy's Spicey Chicken Sandwiches
* Unique Clothing
* The Feeling I Get When A Koala Craps a Rainbow In My Brain
* Showing Off
* The Word SHART- Shit/Fart
* Attention
* Bumfights/Indecline
* Halloween
* Watching Karaoke
* Chicken Ramen Noodles
* 80s Cover Bands... 80s Night
* Making Fun Of People
* My Cat, Pointy Kitty
* Dumping Cayenne Pepper On Everything I Eat
* Concerts/Shows
* Wheel Of Fortune Slot Machines
* Going To The Zoo
* www.ghoststudy.com
* Jager Shots
* Taxadermy
*

* Plumber's Cracks
* Flaking Out
* Hamwallet = Vagina
* Diet Coke
* Orange Dr. Martin Boots
* Spooning!
* Singing In My Car Alone
* Meatloaf- Paradise By The Dashboard Light
* Bud Light Bottles
* People Watching
* Burt's Bees Wax Products
* Buffets/Salad Bars
* Scrabble
* Black Eyeliner
* Sealab 2021
* Hooded Sweatshirts
* Being Tea Bagged
* Being Loud
* Laughing Hard
* Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgandy
* Ghost Hunting
* Baths
* Psychic Abilities
* Collecting Matchbooks
* My Brother Nathan
* Getting Free Drinks
* Adult Swim
* Sleeping
* Random Dancing
* Making Art
* Sashimi
* www.stuffonmycat.com
* Modeling
* Frogs
* The Smell Of Rubber Cement, Gasoline, New Tires, And Newspapers.
* Sneezing 5-7 Times In A Row
* My Animal Skull Collection
* Rock Star Juiced
* Mustard

I HATE...

* Men Who Wear Pink Shirts
* Uggs
* People Who Think Angelina Jolie, Ashton Kutcher, and Vin Diesel Are Hot.
* Socks With Sandals
* Bananas
* Pee On Toilet Seats
* Tequila
* Eminem
* Bees
* Ignorance & Stupidity
* Excessive Tattoos
* McDonalds & Walmart
* Tanning Beds
* Animal Cruelty & Negligence
* Clowns, Mimes, Or Anything On Stilts
* X-mas Music
* Mayonaise
* Emo Idiots
* Pepsi/Diet Pepsi
* Strobe Lights
* Needles
* Bad Gum To Teeth Ratios
* Fake Boobs
* Me Having No $
* Jerk Ostriches
* Creepy Tom Cruise
Me Below Modeling, Las Vegas Magazine

I'd like to meet:


ATTENTION TURDS.... * If you are curious about me or want to be my friend, email me along with your friend request. Unless I know you personally.

* I just don't want random "friends" cluttering up my page whom I have absolutely nothing in common with. And I certainly don't want to be another picture on anyone else's 20 page friend list. Make sense?

* If you request me as a friend and I deny it, sorry, nothing personal. We have nothing in common. I just want to keep in touch with old friends, and maybe meet some kick as people.

Music:



GREEN DAY
Metallica
Bloodhound Gang
Nirvana
Offspring
Sublime
Nine Inch Nails
Live
Soundgarden
Aerosmith
Stabbing Westward
Korn
Rammstein
White Zombie
Rob Zombie
Hemlock
Gwar
PearlJam
She Wants Revenge
Insane Clown Posse
Twiztid
Tenacious D
Bad Religion
Coal Chamber
Tool
Misfits
Danzig
Static X
Slipknot
System of a Down
Rancid
NOFX
The Vandals
No Use for a Name
Social D
MXPX
Floggin Molly
Dropkick Murphys
AFI
Kiss
Depeche Mode
Joy Division
Ramones
Meatloaf
The Animals
Herman's Hermits
The Doors
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lars Frederikson & The Bastards
Phantom of the Opera
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pink Floyd
Blue Oyster Cult
Rolling Stones
Led Zepplin
CKY
William "well" Hung
Elvis Presley
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
Neil Diamond

Movies:

PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE

Television:



SOUTHPARK- BUTTERS...

DR. ROCKZO THE ROCK N' ROLL CLOWN...

THE OFFICE- DWIGHT SCHRUTE...

THE COLBERT REPORT...

Books:

* Catcher In The Rye- JD Salinger (clever little book)
* Disco Bloodbath- James St. James
* Wicked- Gregory Maguire
* Stiff- Mary Roach
* Howard Stern- Private Parts
* A Million Little Pieces- James Frey
* Go Ask Alice
* The DaVinci Code- Dan Brown
* Angel & Demons- Dan Brown
* The Complete Works Of Edgar Allen Poe
* To Kill A Mocking Bird- Harper Lee
* Fast Food Nation
* How To Make Love Like A Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale- Jenna Jameson
* In Cold Blood- Truman Capote
* Something Wicked This Way Comes
* A Boy Called IT
* Why Do Men Have Nipples?- Billy Goldberg M.D.
* Casino
* The Perks Of Being A Wallflower- Stephen Chbosky
* The Outsiders
and...
* Us Weekly (total closet tabloid reader).

Heroes:

PARIS HILTON'S SLUTTY T-MOBILE SIDEKICK PICTURES...

My Blog

CONCERTS I HAVE ATTENDED

Aerosmith 3xAFI 2xAlien Ant FarmThe Animals 4xAnti-FlagBad Religion 2xThe Billboard Music Awards 3xBillie JoelBlag Dahlia of the DwarvesBlink 182 2xBloodhound GangCakeCindi LauperCoal Chamber Coheed a...
Posted by TRASHLEY VON SEX TRON (HamWallet) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CONCERT/NIGHTCLUB RANDOMNESS & PICTURES....

June 13th 2006-STATIC-X @ HOUSE OF BLUES-Wayne was staying @ Hooters.  I hunted him down and had a couple drinks with him & his girlfriend.         &nb...
Posted by TRASHLEY VON SEX TRON (HamWallet) on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 04:10:00 PST

I'M A SERIOUS TETRIS PLAYER ---VIDEO

This may be the funniest shit EVER!Summer of 2002...My little brother Nathan had gotten a new gadget that videotapes...I was addicted to TETRIS and he decided to get in my face with this new...
Posted by TRASHLEY VON SEX TRON (HamWallet) on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:31:00 PST

I HAD crabs!!!!!!

So...Yes, it is true, I have crabs.  2 Hermit crabs that is!!!  One is Ned Flanders and the other is Cookie Monster.  They are weird, spikey, and purple, but I like them.  I'm...
Posted by TRASHLEY VON SEX TRON (HamWallet) on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:40:00 PST