Miss Chokesonlink - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am currently 5'6 and possess what people (and Penn Jillette from Penn & Teller) call "moxie". Look it up!Here are a few things about me: -- A few days a week, I drive 15-20 minutes dressed like a nurse to dispense candy to rickety old people and bratty 7 year olds. -- Like Sir Mix-a-Lot of yore, I like big butts and I cannot lie because like other brothers I cannot deny. -- My companion Dizzle and I like to laugh at the word "tit" when we say it through gritted teeth. -- My cat is colorfully named after body fluid. -- I like to dance around my backyard to The Carpenters pretending to be Karen Carpenter in "We Have Only Just Begun" t.v. clip. You know, the one filmed in the mountains of San Gabriel. -- My best friend lives in New York but boy, does she make damn good enchilladas! -- My fashion idols are Josephine and Daphne from Some Like It Hot. Word up!

My Interests

playing games involving elven children who look for "forces"; drinking plenty of water; laughing at custies; non-chocolate novelties; beer pong (I am a Champion! although I get "barky" easily); rice rockets; cheesy valentine day cards from my cat; re-reading my stacks of magazines; Larry Flynt; finding the perfect earring holder

I'd like to meet:

These Guys!

Music:

for now, Amy Winehouse.

Movies:

Les Deux Anglaises et le Continent (Two English Girls); A Bout de Souffle (Breathless); le samourai; the ballad of cable hogue; harold and maude; mommie dearest; a clockwork orange; rashomon; yojimbo; some like it hot; irma la douce; days of wine and roses; the fearless freaks; chasing amy; the 400 blows; ghost world; monty python's the meaning of life; shaun of the dead; X-2; Spider Man 2; Evil Dead trilogy (with commentary); brewster mccloud; brazil; all the real girls; casino; the time machine; rebel without a cause; the lady from shanghi; his girl friday; notorious; rebecca; team america: world police... and many more!

Television:

Nothing really recent. I love The Twilight Zone. I am too lazy to think at the moment.

Books:

anything by Craig Thompson and Neil Gaiman; Sweet-n-Low - Rich Cohen; Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs- Chuck Klosterman; Brave New World- Aldous Huxley; How I Became Stupid- Martin Page; Where the Sidewalk Ends- Shel Silverstein; Anthem- Ayn Rand; Watchmen- Alan Moore; Everything- Simon Price

Heroes:

wayne coyne and carol channing

My Blog

Here Is a New Blog!

i wanted to post a new blog because the previous one was TOO OLD! okay, bye!
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:33:00 PST

A Letter To My Friends

Dear Friends of Cristina (or Dorothy), Salutations. I am heading off to the Big Apple to attend my best friend's graduation ceremony at N(ew) Y(ork) U(niversity). I might be unable to respond to some ...
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:15:00 PST

my injury amongst other things

i was restocking the lollypop case at work and my left hand slipped causing that heavy plastic rack to graze my hand. now, the corner of my palm "smarts" when i touch it. i marked it with a pen the bo...
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:32:00 PST

I Love Me Some Leonardo Not Brad Pitt

Yesterday, I (along with my sister in arms Narce) finally went to see the Da Vinci exhibit at the Palm Springs Air Museum. It was quite the experience but it was Blue Hair Nation all up in that p...
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

The UP Series and other cinematic experiences

I have recently been watching a group of movies called The Up Series. It is a series of films that follow a group of British children from the age of seven and catching up with them eve...
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

Is this thing on??

hooray! i have cleared up enough space on the 'puter to post a blog. hallelujah hollaback!!
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

dont be offended

dont be offended if i dont comment you back "in time".. the computer is very picky about what i get to see (asshole!).. it will soon be fixed. anywho, now that i am at another location so i can comme...
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

What Happens in Vegas Stays In Vegas....

its so true! thats all. by the way, i am New York (from Flavor of Love)'s friend. add her and lets comment on how neato she is!
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:29:00 PST

Late Night Blurbs and Outrage

i cannot sleep so instead i am going to type out some quick thoughts and burning questions. - should i listen to the raconteurs and "find myself a girl and settle down" then "live a quiet life in a si...
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

New York is in the M*therf***in' House!

i have watched flavor of love: season 2 since its first episode and right now, it is down to five girls. this number includes the reinstated New York from last season. she is one "self-nullifying hose...
Posted by Miss Chokesonlink on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:15:00 PST