JONNY'S MYSPACE
My name's Jonny (Jonathon) and I'm manager of The Castle Inn, I enjoy fishing for lobsters, mocking poor celebrities and tickling midgets.
I have a spleen that is superhuman thanks to a bike accident which i have a video of (click here to see other vids)
AIDS ++ I like people ++ I love coffee!!! ++ I enjoy a nice cup of earl grey at night (how old am I?!?) ++ I enjoy fidgeting with epileptic people ++ Beaches, not those rubbish stone ones though ++ Barbecues are underrated, they're the king of smells! ++ Beach barbecues ++ Setting fire to hairy old ladies ++ Running's good, I ran a marathon once and I also ate another human ++ Coffee is good ++ I want to see a Giant Squid ++ Writing stories (see them here!) ++ Watching dust is a big hobby when i have the time ++ Cuddling up to knives ++ Especially in a fridge ++ Eating ice cream made of shrimp, it hurts my teeth tho ++ Sharing fishcakes ++ I love a good photo of badgers in the ocean uhmmmmmmm....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonny Bramwell
Birthday: August 11th 1846
Birthplace: Basra
Current Location: Totnes High Street
Eye Color: Brown in dark light, Green in other light, weird no?
Hair Color: Browny
Height: 26
Right Handed or Left Handed: Don't judge me by my hands
Your Heritage: I'm not 70
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-flops, but i lost them, so i went back to trainers
Your Weakness: A cheap, high-quality pair of slacks
Your Fears: French people that throw jelly
Your Perfect Pizza: Rumour!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my own country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fridge
Thoughts First Waking Up: Carrots
Your Best Physical Feature: Spleen
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My home planet Krypton
Pepsi or Coke: Drink fruit juice!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Mass orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: .....?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nay
Do you Swear: Only if you deserve it
Do you Sing: Yuss
Do you Shower Daily: Golden
Have you Been in Love: I believe so
Do you want to go to College: I already go
Do you want to get Married: Yuss
Do you belive in yourself: Weird question
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' Do you?
Are you a Health Freak: I'm just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: My mum, yes, my dad, nonononoooo
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yuss
Do you play an Instrument: No, i'm completely talentless
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.....
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm English
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten a box of Cod
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Cook the stuff for God's sake
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yuss
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nay
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nearly
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Haha, loads of things
Ever been Drunk: No...... I don't do that sort of thing
Ever been called a Tease: Teeheehee
Ever been Beaten up: Nay
Ever Shoplifted: Nay
How do you want to Die: Twice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Salmon
What country would you most like to Visit: Norfolk
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Ones that I can look at
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Below 3ft
Weight: Clinically, no, fatally obese
Best Clothing Style: Rags
Number of Drugs I have taken: What this got to do with "In a Boy/Girl.." ?
Number of CDs I own: More than you
Number of Piercings: 53
Number of Tattoos: 27
Number of things in my Past I Regret: That whole train wreck thing....
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