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Jonny Flapchops

and i believe this may call for a proper introduction

About Me

Hello! This is Jonny's Myspace!!!

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My name's Jonny (Jonathon) and I'm manager of The Castle Inn, I enjoy fishing for lobsters, mocking poor celebrities and tickling midgets.
I have a spleen that is superhuman thanks to a bike accident which i have a video of (click here to see other vids)
AIDS ++ I like people ++ I love coffee!!! ++ I enjoy a nice cup of earl grey at night (how old am I?!?) ++ I enjoy fidgeting with epileptic people ++ Beaches, not those rubbish stone ones though ++ Barbecues are underrated, they're the king of smells! ++ Beach barbecues ++ Setting fire to hairy old ladies ++ Running's good, I ran a marathon once and I also ate another human ++ Coffee is good ++ I want to see a Giant Squid ++ Writing stories (see them here!) ++ Watching dust is a big hobby when i have the time ++ Cuddling up to knives ++ Especially in a fridge ++ Eating ice cream made of shrimp, it hurts my teeth tho ++ Sharing fishcakes ++ I love a good photo of badgers in the ocean uhmmmmmmm....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonny Bramwell
Birthday: August 11th 1846
Birthplace: Basra
Current Location: Totnes High Street
Eye Color: Brown in dark light, Green in other light, weird no?
Hair Color: Browny
Height: 26
Right Handed or Left Handed: Don't judge me by my hands
Your Heritage: I'm not 70
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-flops, but i lost them, so i went back to trainers
Your Weakness: A cheap, high-quality pair of slacks
Your Fears: French people that throw jelly
Your Perfect Pizza: Rumour!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my own country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fridge
Thoughts First Waking Up: Carrots
Your Best Physical Feature: Spleen
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: My home planet Krypton
Pepsi or Coke: Drink fruit juice!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Mass orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: .....?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nay
Do you Swear: Only if you deserve it
Do you Sing: Yuss
Do you Shower Daily: Golden
Have you Been in Love: I believe so
Do you want to go to College: I already go
Do you want to get Married: Yuss
Do you belive in yourself: Weird question
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
&..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' Do you?
Are you a Health Freak: I'm just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: My mum, yes, my dad, nonononoooo
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yuss
Do you play an Instrument: No, i'm completely talentless
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.....
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm English
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten a box of Cod
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Cook the stuff for God's sake
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yuss
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nay
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nearly
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Haha, loads of things
Ever been Drunk: No...... I don't do that sort of thing
Ever been called a Tease: Teeheehee
Ever been Beaten up: Nay
Ever Shoplifted: Nay
How do you want to Die: Twice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Salmon
What country would you most like to Visit: Norfolk
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Ones that I can look at
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Below 3ft
Weight: Clinically, no, fatally obese
Best Clothing Style: Rags
Number of Drugs I have taken: What this got to do with "In a Boy/Girl.." ?
Number of CDs I own: More than you
Number of Piercings: 53
Number of Tattoos: 27
Number of things in my Past I Regret: That whole train wreck thing....
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My Interests

I like listening to music a lot ++ I like driving around, especially long distances and at night ++ I like beaches, food ++ science ++ I like TV when i have time for it ++ Getting my mate Andy wasted on alco-pops, the big girl ++ I enjoy your face

I'd like to meet:

Gary Lightbody, of Snow Patrol, he seems a bit crazy in a genius sort of way ++ Jenson Button, I'd like to go out drinking with him and make him drive ++ Robert De Niro, he's a legend ++ Edward Monkton, he writes funny stories ++ Kelly Clarkson and/or Mischa Barton because they're obscenely hot, i used to think Joss Stone was too until a person much wiser than me pointed out she was a dog ++ Any people with a personality :D

Music:

The Badger Flaps, Funkstar Shizmaflip, Georgie Crapchap. All the usual big hitters

Movies:

Return of the Cabbage, Jesus built six fences, Kerry Crumpet and the amazing Starfish, When 3 frubes go to war

Television:

yes, it is isn't it

Heroes:

Pat Sharp

My Blog

A lovely little story

It was a quiet day, a fairly usual one too, one with no surprises or accidents, no problems or celebrations. People in the royal village were very happy with their lives, earning their keep on the far...
Posted by Jonny Flapchops on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST