Member Since: 5/29/2006
Band Members: Me
Influences: Fava beans and a nice chianti, David Cronenberg, humiliating the elderly at ping pong, Travis Bickle, the model channel, Das Boot, microwaving Rosemary's Baby, eternally descending into moral squalor, Dostoevsky, flogging the poms in cricket, Kurt Russell's beard in 'The Thing', throwing knives at children to sharpen their reflexes, Rembrandt, Entropy, Andrei Tarkovskys' Stalker, some other boring bullshit, Porn stars of polish origin, the beats in 'Sussudio', doing nothing and gaining nothing from it, watching Pussy Cat Dolls videos on mute, Studio Ghibli, writing blogs about cricket on music websites, the hot one in 'Sailor Moon', demanding the finest wines available to humanity, Existenitalism, exclaiming "open the pod bay doors HAL", telling Anne Frank jokesin synagogues, unapologetic irreverence, the decline of English cultural hegemony, slow-motion footage of Daniel Hantuchova playing tennis, Solipsism, kicking my cat, getting drunk and setting fire to orphanages, Rick Moranis, Philip Glass's ass, physical preserverance, some more boring bullshit, trying to pull my friends sisters, laborious passionateless autoeroticism, Henry: the portrait of a serial killer, stalking people from school on myspace, quoting lines from 'Predator', wafting inconsequentially through life and enduring the woe that betides it, big brother & cerebral oppression, Milla Jovovich background wallpaper, dystopian literature, lamenting your existence, committing a litany of literary and journalistic crimes perpetrated by my decrepit neuronal powers,
your mum.
Sounds Like: Lucifer descending to earth and landing in custard
Type of Label: Major