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2500HD DURAMAX/ALLSION TRUCK FACTS
My 2500HD doesn't move, it turns the earth beneath it's wheels (when the tires smoke it is because the earth can't keep up)
God made the world in 6 days, on the 7th day he inspected what he made in his 2500HD
Yesterday my 2500HD pulled out a stuck Sequoia, then proceeded to use it as firewood
Ford made the F150 as speedbumps for the 2500HD
2500 is used in honor of the 2500 people that died making the beast
Everytime you rev a 2500HD:
A - all other trucks run for cover
B - women within a 5 mile radius have an orgasm
C - an Angel gets it's wings
2500HDs don't have blow off valves because they had a habit of creating Category 3 tornadoes
On August 6th 1945, Allied forces flew over enemy territory and dropped a prototype of what is now the 2500HD. 3 days later Japan surrendered to Allied forces after witnessing such awesome power
When Semi-trucks grow up they want to be a 2500HD
The stock intercooler for the 2500HD is larger than all the homes in 3rd world countries......combined
My Interests
Off-roading, Vintage VWs, rotarys, karting, riding my Hooligan modded DRZ
Music:
Just about everything
Movies:
Tombstone is the all time favorite, gotta consider Kill Bill vol. 1&2 in there as well
