Jess

I'm really really average. Except when I'm naked. Anyway, I don't do much of anything. I have the most amazing girlfriend, named Ally. I work full time in Mead, Nebraska. I do bug studies and things like that. It's called "Entomology" not that anyone cares. I also work Sundays at the coolest store at the Gretna Outlet mall, Toy Liquidators. Yeah, its a toy store. I know you wish you were me. I don't know exactly why i have a myspace other than the fact that I tend to conform to society so I can blend in and commit brutal acts of crime and violence and not be a suspect. It's my master plan to take over the world. I tend to be nice to everyone until they do something to piss me off. But just a warning, I'm a horrible friend. Wow this was pointless.