About Me
So I thought to myself my profile needs a facelift, but I also decided I didnt want it to get botox, and get a look like plastic, much like Joan Rivers. Then I realized, most people don't actually read this stuff anyway. How sad that is. Like what if you saw some decent looking person has embedded in their profile, "I'm a serial killer," but you only saw their face and were saying to yourself "ahhh he/she/ it is hot!1111. I'm gonna friend them." So you do, then you wake up one morning with a person weilding a spoon over you and you realize, damn they really aren't that good looking in person, and "What's that...IT'S A SPOOOONNNN NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" and well you're dead, good story? Yeah I thought so too. Anyhow lets get back to being serious, in my spare time I enjoy training and raising canibalistic vampire bats, and concentrating my efforts into learning to master the lute, and didgeridoo. Fascinating? Yes I know absolutely. I also like to study study study till the wee hours of the morning, I dream to be an astrophysicist, who works with NASA trying to create the Starship Enterprise. I mean honestly that is just the coolest intergalactic traveling vehicle ever, I also hope to marry some wench who is grossly overweight and a bitch to boot, who smells like death, that is if I can ever give up my Star Trek costume and action figures, along with the dungeon and dragons addiction I am trying to kick. God, its almost as bad as the heroin addiction...that is if I was ever able to hang out with the cool kids...God I wish I could be them, with their gelled hair, stylishly homoerotic clothes, and the popped collar, wow, if only I could pull that off. Anyhow, I wish girls were into me too, I could never understand why they would never want to play dungeons and dragons with me, I mean I only had +1233 super killing power on them, and yes maybe because i made them play in costume with me, which i never washed...hmm that could be another reason. Ahh yes and one more thing, I find water and bathing to be frightening. And I guess the anime porn collection could turn a few people off. Anyhow well thats all I can think of right now. Live long and prosper.
