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Casems

a minority of one, too weird to live, and too rare to die

About Me

i was born in Elmhurst, Illinois in 1974 but my soul is thousands of years old. shortly thereafter being born i hit on all the cute nurses that were present during the pregnancy with my charming smile and baby wit.
in my teens i was taken to Scotland, England, and Wales with my Scottish grandmother to visit my Scottish ancestors. i learned the archaic arts of divination by arrows, divination by a lamp, divination with trees, knife-throwing, and (the usual) Bagpipes. i excelled at all of the above, and also became incredibly proficient at creating my own language that no one else can understand. also shapeshifting associated with Shamanism and remembering unspoken agreements. i gained an enormous community of a large assortment of faeries that follow me everywhere i go.
armed with this knowledge, i struck out on my own and traveled the United States in a Volkswagen Bus as a Grateful Dead follower, working as a part-time celestial spy and full-time entertainer. i was enormously successful in these endeavors.
currently, all other details regarding my wondrous personage are classified- due to pending investigations regarding the unexplainable events surrounding various accounts of spontaneous over compelling hexes on town folk within the vicinity.

My Interests


trees, roller derby, bowling, grill outs, chill get togethers, hosting get togethers, paranormal, pictures of people taking pictures, re-inventing the self, spirit animals, camping, walks where i am surrounded by trees, road trips, road trips where i am surrounded by trees, coffee, dark humor, internet, quarter machines, random crazy singing, sketches, oil painting, photography, bouts of sarcasm, random silly dances, strange bodily movements, giggling like a child, canines, draft horses, crying from laughing, observing others, board games, random acts of psychotic panic, evening adventures in the rain, motioning to unknown passerby, scratchy vocals, singing intergalactically, mishaps, night-air aflutter with laughter, the smell of farm stores, dark humor, sundance movies, signs and symbols, free thinkers

I'd like to meet:

humans, non humans, level-headed folks, mortals, immortals, hippies, old school punks, fire hydrants, nurses, elephants, chimpanzees, microwaves, porta-poddies, and the usual family pet.

Warning: My sense of humor is sometimes one or more of the following:* immature * morbid * sarcastic * witty * oddball * loopy * dry * sick * crazy * politically incorrect * twisted

Music:



The Gits, Buffalo Tom, Iggy Pop, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Ani Difranco, Undergod, Moby, Flyaway Minion, Cibo Matto, Russian Circles, Nobou Uematsu, Boxcar Satan, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Giant's Chair, Straylight Run, Gorgoroth, Miles Davis, Patty Smith, Horse The Band, Elliot Smith, Sammy Davis Jr, Psychedelic Furs, Al Green, Germs, The Legendary Pink Dots, The Shins, Lionel Ritchie, Silversun Pickups, Meat Beat Manifesto, Muddy Waters, Devil Driver, Beatles, The Sundays, Material Issue, New Radicals, Morbid Angel, Arch Angel, Obituary, Napalm Death, Cannibal Corpse, Charles Mingus, Jaco Pastorius, Fugazi, Soul Coughing, Morcheeba, Cibo Matto, Elvis Presley, Joy Division, Marcus Miller, Firehose, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, the Cure, The Bolshoi, Fields of Nephilim, Front 242, Morrissey, The Smiths, Herb Alpert, Janes Addiction, Kate Bush, Deicide, Echo and the Bunneyman, Dinosaur Jr, Woody Guthrie, Pavement, Bob Marley, Heart, Sly and the Familystone, Patty Griffin, Patty Smith, Journey, Tom Waits, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Rage Against The Machine, Ella Fitzergerald, Stanley Clarke, Louis Armstrong, Van Morrison, Ramones, U2, REM, The Clash, the Accussed, David Bowie, Fleetwood Mac, Supertamp, Led Zepplin, Billie Holiday, Janis Joplin, GBH, Eric Clapton, Cream, Ben Harper, Mamas and Papas, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Minor Threat, Motorhead, Steve Wonder, Gary Willis, Ozzy Osborne, Misfits, Lard, Stone Temple Pilots, Operation Ivy, Sergio Mendes and the Brasil '66 Equinox, Mike Patton, Henri Rollins, Tool, the Sundays, Joan Osborne, Soundgarden, Styx, Live, The Clash, Cracker, Alice In Chains, Sex Pistols, Tad, Pearl Jam, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jane's Addiction, Ministry, Dead Kennedys, Yes, The Who, AC/DC, Scorpions, Veruca Salt, Rush, Queen, Slayer, Sebadoh, The Cult, Sisters of Mercy, Alice Cooper, Shona Laing, Bad Company, Yardbirds, Infectious Grooves, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Aerosmith, Ted Nugent, Dream Theatre, Doors, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beethoven, Frank Zappa, Dweezil Zappa, Muddy Waters, Wynton Marsalis, Vandals, Smithereens, Morrissey, Johnny Cash, Robert Johnson, Bach, Elvis Costello, Mozart, Igor Stravinsky, Chick Corea, Marilyn Horne, Steve Wonder, Camoflauge, The Ramones, Hank 3, The Creatures, Electric Hellfire Club, Marilyn Manson, Generation X, The Spooky Kids, Dead Boys, NIN, The Cramps, The Misfits, The Murderdolls, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, Garbage, Social Distortion, Bouncing Souls, The Outfield, The Thompson Twins, Duran Duran, The Pixies, Camaros, Mazzy Star, Bread, Goldfinger, Stone Temple Pilots, Porno For Pyros, Hellacopters, Smashing Pumpkins, The Creatures, Johnny Cash, The Buzzcocks, The Damned, Dimmu Borgir, The Killers, Snoop Dogg, Blondie, Charles Manson, Chuck Berry, David Bowie, Fear Factory, Missing Persons, White Zombie, Gun & Doll Show, Ed's Redeeming Qualities

Movies:

American Psycho, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, I ♥ Huckabees, Rosemary's Baby, Office Space, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Star Wars, Prince of Darkness, Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Requiem for a Dream, Drugstore Cowboy, Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas, Labyrinth, Monty Python, Little Man Tate, Beautiful Girls, Lil Miss Sunshine, The Snowman, Running With Scissors, The Breakfast Club, Harold and Maude, Pretty In Pink, Buffalo '66, Sixteen Candles, Evil Dead, Tully, Bring It On, The Cell, If Lucy Fell, Jesus Of Montreal, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Exorcist, Muriel's Wedding

Television:

break it!!!

Books:

Authors - Michael Harner, Tom Cowan, Friedrich Nietzsche, Aleister Crowley, Anton Lavey

Heroes:

Queen Elizabeth I

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Personality Testing

..>..>..>Brain Lateralization Test ResultsRight Brain (52%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.Left Brain (40%) The left hemisphere is the lo...
Posted by casems on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

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