My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever! Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the lights a bunch of koala bears scatter, and I'm like "aw come on, stay here, I want to hold you...and feed you a leaf." - Mitch Hedberg
When you go to a resturant on the weekends and it's busy, they start a waiting list. They say, "Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say the name again: "Dufrane, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. "Bush party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help. "Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes." - Mitch Hedberg
made up untrue stuff about me
a few true random facts about me
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-i have a pet pig. i love him dearly.-
-i love spaghetti.-
-i still like to buy myself toys. i will never grow up.-
-i sorta, kinda, even though i'm not so great at it...like to draw. -
-i wish i wasn't so shy, but i am.-
-i like the feeling of a good stretch. nice.-
-i like strawberry milkshakes.-
-i like socks.-
-i love to laugh...the real belly aching laughs, they're the best.-
-i like lemon-lime gatorade.-
-i hate beef & pork. barfaroni.-
-i wear a size eight & 1/2 shoe.-
-i love animals, i have a lot ...though I wouldn’t mind having more.-
-i like word searches.-
-i greatly enjoy the flea market.-
-i wear my hair in pigtails probably way too often.-
-i like to dance. only when i'm in my room all alone.-
-i'm lame, but... who isn't?.-
-i like flowers...pretty colorful flowers.-
