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About Me

About me, well I'm 24 years old, I live in Phoenix, Arizona (Hell) and I work full time. I work on cars and I make a shit load more money than you do because I rip people off blind doing shit they don't need. Then when I get home from ripping people off at work I come home and club baby seals and shoot bald eagles. Then I take a dip in the community pool and take a piss in the water because it doesn't have the dye that turns the water purple when you piss in it. After that I get on the internet and send people junk email about enlarging their penis or boobies. Then I go to those hot or not websites and give all the fatties a "0" because they're fat ahahha. So yeah my life is pretty good. Im pretty busy just being an overall bastard but hey, thats the way you get chicks right. Treat'em rough and you get the muff.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mothers. Every, single one of your sweet mothers.

My Blog

Hoooooooooooonk!

So yeah its been a while eh?  I just looked back through some old files that I have from when I used to use Livejournal.  I always saved a backup copy to my computer when I would update.&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:47:00 GMT

Im not an accident baby, Im a miracle

I dont know... I havent done this in a while... so why not. Shit is moving along over here I guess.  I'm moving into a new condo in a few months, it should be built sometime in July, so Putzes it...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 19:01:00 GMT

Weiner fest 05

Putz reunion 05.  Good fucking times I tell ya.  I dont really have anything to comment on during the trip but all involved are my heroes.Lets do it again fuckers.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 20:03:00 GMT

Lets call a spade a spade, ok?

Well it looks like I've fucked up.  I cant pinpoint the exact moment but somewhere somehow I let my gaurd down.  It took a year of attrition but it finally happened. At the start of all this...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:53:00 GMT

Hail Mary

Our beer, who art in my hand, Budweiser be thy Name. Thy king of all beers, Thy will be done, On Phoenix as it is in heaven. Give us this brew our daily brew. And forgive us our drunkeness ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 18:06:00 GMT

Click this link and win a gajillion iPod Nanos!!!!!!!!!*

* I fucking hate these ridiculous ads. Hahahah, you guys have to try this shit... go to www.myspace.com/assrug. In other wonderful news I bought new snow gear this weekend as my old stuff was gett...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 19:56:00 GMT

The heat is on.

12 minutes till my dinner is ready... time to post on myspace. I dont know what I'm really going to say here.  This weekend is going to be awesome.  Hanging out in SD with the putz, couldnt...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:54:00 GMT

I dunno

I ended up getting some free tickets to a Coyotes game last night, it was so damn fun.  The seats were right on the glass, it was awesome.  The tickets had a price of 225 bucks on them. ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 20:52:00 GMT

Its always the...

what if's that always fuck with you.  So many chances to avoid it, yet somehow despite all the paths forking off you somehow still ended up there.  You end your answers to poised questions w...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 23:01:00 GMT

What are we doing in the bushes?

Well, back in Phoenix....  Reno was pretty cool.  I met some cool kids out there. We drank a ton of pitchers of beer and shot pool all week.  We hit on waitresses at the outback. We ate...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:20:00 GMT