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Bloated Blackeyed Betty

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Lets see.....there is a whole lot about me! The right here and now, I am changing ALOT of stinky diapers. Don't ever get the chance to go out much anymore all though I would like to. But when I do you better watch out! Daycare cost a crap load! So if you are buying, then I am flying. I kinda have a mean sense of humor so sorry if I offended you but quit being such a wimp. I tend to burp ALOT and dont say excuse me, nexium helps if I took it everyday like I'm supposed to. I like alot of music and LOVE to watch TV and veg out... I can sit all day in my PJ's or would sleep 24/7 if I could. The best thing about me though has to be my 2yr old Loy, he means the WORLD to me. He really knows how to irritate me and get on my nerves but when he isn't around I miss him like you wouldn't believe.
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My Interests

BOYS, BOYS, BOYS, picking my nose, sleeping, watching midget porn, playing with my blow up doll, excercising my right to go braless (Ha!), Pirates, Belly dancing or rather my belly dancing, verticle smiles, hair pulling, burping, chewing my lip, biting my nails, vacuuming, eating (alot), tattoos, juggling w/ fire, sword swallowing but not w/ real swords, spitting, throwing up, potty training (myself) and kicking some ass!! But not nessecarily in that order. I like to mix it up from time to time.

I'd like to meet:

Your daddy.

Music:

Sublime, Beatles, David Bowie, Flogging Molly, Bob Marley, Janis Joplin, Johnny Cash, Transplants, Erasure, Op Ivy, Scissor Sisters, Depeche Mode, Misfits, Dandy Warhols, Morcheeba, Yaz, Sex Pistols, White Stripes, Ween, Peaches, The Donnas, The Blaggards, Portishead and more. I could keep going but that would just take up too much time and there is never enough of that.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Napoleon Dynamite, Kill Bill I and II, The Notebook, Party Monster, The Goonies, Fight Club, Trainspotting, Requiem of a Dream, King of New York, Ichi the Killer, Memoirs of a Geisha are just a few.

Television:

The L word, Queer as Folk...is over now =( ,Weeds, Entorage, That 70's Show, Las Vegas, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, The Office, My Name is Earl, The O.C., American Idol, Rockstar, South of Nowhere...Yeah I tend to watch a lil too much but I can also get into the other stuff that I watch CONSTANTLY... Blues Clues, Wonder Pets, Go Diego Go!, Curious George, Scooby Doo and Spider Man.

Books:

Jenna Jameson's How to make Love Like a Porn Star! Go ask Alice, and Party Monster.

Heroes:

Homeless Junkies

How will you die? (25 possibilities)


All your insides are gonna fall out your ass.
The familiar sensation of needing to go number two turns to nightmare and trauma as all of your guts liquify and burst from your ass in a torrential flood of gore and agony. I'm gonna go be sick now.
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My Blog

Iv'e been told Drew many time before


Posted by Bloated Betty on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:23:00 PST

This shit sux!

Why me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:03:00 PST

Good morning

I haven't posted a blog in a while so I thought I would do one today!! I woke up this morning w/ a soar throat, hopefully it will go away cause I have to move. That would totally suck to be sick and m...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:29:00 PST

My Cousin Walter R.I.P.

This is my cousin Walter...may he R.I.P. http://www.click2houston.com/news/8381994/detail.html Houston Airman Killed By Roadside Bomb In IraqPOSTED: 8:52 am CST March 31, 2006UPDATED: 1:13 pm CST Marc...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:28:00 PST

Word of the day

Word of the day...Stank Ass If you go to the bathroom, at least flush! Not only your bodily secretions but the F-in toilet seat paper cover thingy. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! ...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:02:00 PST

Check out this event: Trina and Nikki B-Day Bash

Hosted By: Trina and NikkiWhen: Saturday Jan 14, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: Slider Bar1424 WestheimerHouston, TX 77006USDescription:Trina and Nikki Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:03:00 PST

kidz and their krazy questions

So I am riding in the car w/ my mom, dad, aunt and my 8yr old nephew. Jordan. My nephew says Trina? What is a lesbian? I kinda just stared out the window and laughed trying to think of something to sa...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 05:35:00 PST

Blah Blah Blah

You know I hate these fauckers that tell you what to do or what you shouldn't do and they aren't doing it themselves! ...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:10:00 PST

Sick Fucks! Hurricane Katrina

  You know I just heard from an HPD that 2 nights ago he worked the Astrodome and there were 64 rapes and most of the victims were under 18. What is wrong with this picture? The sad part about it...
Posted by Bloated Betty on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 02:49:00 PST