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--Info--
Name:: Joe
Nicknames:: Klink
Birthplace:: Burnsville, MN
Current Location:: ST. CLOUD
Hair Color:: Brw
Eye Color:: Green
Height:: 6 foot
Weight:: 170 :)
Tatoos?:: 4, gonna get more
Piercings?:: ears
Overused Phrase:: lol
--Your--
Bedtime:: early hours of the morning
Best Physical Feature:: too many to name, serious
Most Embarassing Moment:: getting pulled over for doing 90 in a 30...
Most Missed Memory:: Eagan
First Thought When You Wake Up:: either damnit class, or damnit I'm hungover
Weakness:: cute smiles and booty shorts
Best Friends:: roomates, kalina, etc.
Goal For The Year:: Pass my classes
Greatest Fears:: Snakes
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: Coke, but I had a bad memory with coke with lime
McDonalds or Burger King...: Miccy D's --dico
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla...: both with whipped cream and hot fudge
Water or Milk...: depends on if i just got done lifting or if I have oreos
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: another tough decision, either
Hugs or Kisses...: both same time
Cats or Dogs...: puppies
Summer or Winter...: Summer
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: SCARY
Love or Money...: you can have both if YOU are sweet.
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: purple all the way no contest
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: brown eyed girl
Perferred Hair Color:: brunettes or blondes
Short Hair or Long Hair...: gotta have SOME length
Perferred Height:: shorter than me
Perferred Weight:: skinny
Looks or Personality...: gotta have both
Hot or Cute...: hot girls can be cute. so hot
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: skinny
--Favs--
Number:: 7, or 69 hahahaha
Food:: pizza, steak
Type of Music:: all kinds of rock
Candy:: 3 muskateers
Color:: blue, boring question noone cares
Animal:: puppies
Drink:: can't go wrong with screwdrivers
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: I'm cozmo kramer the ASSMAN haha, but seriously she needs a cute face before anything eles matters.
Movie:: swingers,
Past Time:: HOCKEY
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: yea
Smoked?: yes
Been Beaten Up?: no
Bullied Someone?: yea sorry guys
Skinny Dipped?: of course
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: in my earlier years
Toliet Papered Someones House?: again in my earlier years, oh wait I TPed an old lady's house when I was drunk, I feel bad, had to get that off my chest.
Played Poker W/ Money?: yea and never won
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: fuck no
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: no....
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: i guess so...
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: yup!
Went Camping?: yea in the woods
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: couple days ago
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: I'm an only child
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: not really, I'm not a dirt friend
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: Yea, I have no umbrella
Danced In The Rain?: no
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: All my jokes are funny
Been On Stage?: Yea unfrotunatley, I won the D.A.R.E. award in 5th grade....ha
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: not really my moms awesome
Been To A Nude Beach?: noooo
Cursed In Church?: Yea, not too loud though
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: haha many times ;-)
Burnt Yourself?: yes last weekend......
Been Dumped?: nope!
Dumped Someone?: few times
Been In Love?: don't think so
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: I'm sure
Wanted To Be A Model?: been asked, don't really feel like it :) serious
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: drinking olympics
Bought Lottery Tickets?: YEAA, no luck
Made Out In A Car?: All the time
Cried During A Movie?: No Comment
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: a lamborghini...I usually get what I want.
Made Love On The Beach?: nope, willing to
Shoplifted?: yeaaa my bad
Seen Someone Shoplift?: Yea fuckers
Hung Up On Someone?: haha my exgirlfriend all the time
Yelled At Your Pet?: um I want a puppy and if I had one I wouldnt yell at it.
Gotten Seasick?: no
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: lots of times, and not tried, succeeded
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: well I've boughten thongs and the cashier was hot but that wasn't the reason I bought it.
Stalked Someone?: no
Had A Stalker?: yes, hey ELIZABETH!
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: many many many times
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: oh yes
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: fuck no
Protested?: not formally
Been To An Island?: YES!!! Sand Island on the 4th of July, good ass times
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: every day of my life!
Screamed In A Library?: no thats not allowed
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: yes
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: yes...my bad
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: no I'm good the way I am
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: at work every day, 14 year old girls haha
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: yesss
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: nope
Threw Up In School?: Yes I believe so
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: more of a stalking letter
Wore Something You Hated?: sweater my exgirlfriend bought me haha
Wore Something To Match Someone?: no
Been To A Luau?: no
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: almost frequently, but they don't mind
Been On TV?: Yes
Been Outta The Country?: yes
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: hahaha, yes lots of times, damn girls....
Won A Pool Game?: yea damnit!
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: NO!
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: YES! every friday
Dieted?: been on a junkfood diet haha
Had An Eating Disorder?: NOOO
Cheated On Your Other?: I would say no
Been Cheated On?: nope, my girls know not to fuck around
Been Paid To Date Someone?: no that's sad
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: again sad
Tanned Topless?: ohhhh boyyyyy, yes
Been Strip Searched?: nope
Been On A Plane?: Yea
Been On A Cruise?: no
Been Pantsed In Public?: yup, oh well
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: I'm sure I have
Broke Someone's Heart?: too many... I'm sorry
Sung In The Shower?: a lot
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: ALL THE TIME!
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: again ALL THE TIME...
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: couple times, who cares though
Been Walked In On While Showering?: couple times, who cares though
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: yea but not of the movie :)
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: oh yes
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: actually screamed at but not kicked out
Been In Detention?: yes lots
Feel Off A Roof?: yuck I don't FEEL off roofs, thats sick
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: embarrassingly yes
Been In A Wreck?: couple car wrecks
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: not unless it was a dog, anything eles is going down!
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: I've made myself PUKE, to feel better before class though
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: no
Been Shot?: not with bullets
Had A Water Gun War?: yea, good old days
Been Arrested?: ummm let's keep that on the DL
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: fuck regret
Country You Wanna Visit:: mexico
Way You Wanna Die:: don't really give a shit
Like Thunderstorms?: YES I DO!
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: yes very good
R U A Health Freak?: I AM
U Think Ur Attractive?: Yes very...*cough* narcissism
Do You Believe In Yourself?: Fuck yea
Wanna Get Married?: yes I do
Wanna Go To College?: I'm in it
Shower Daily?: 2 times a day now
Want Kids?: someday
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: hopefully someday....ha
Do U Hate Anyone?: lots of people
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: yes, don't test me
Do You Think You Can Sing?: I'm alright
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: yea
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: Yes
Can You Whistle?: yes
Can You Walk In High Heels?: damn this survey is long
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: no, i like dark
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: Sure
Can You Multitask?: no not at all
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: no
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: i have no locker
Do You Spit?: trying not too
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: yes of course
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: a puppy
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: many dif, currently nautica
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: it's blue
What's Your Favorite Scent?: bonfires
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: if I wouldn't get bored
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My Interests

Cars, Drinking, LIFTING, Wakeboarding, GIRLS, WOMEN, LADIES, HUNNIES, BEAUTIFUL BABIES, CHICKS, BABES, etc.

Music:

93x

Movies:

Swingers, Pulp Fiction

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage