cacaguata

First of all I'm a red bloded, god fearing, proud 100% heterosexual american, that being said, my screename is just what my beer calls me i hear beer since i was a kid, and it means, "smart and handsome" in mexican.... I was born in Texas, where the men are men and the women are in the kitchen. Its hard finding a real woman arround anymore if you are a lady and like to respect and obey your men like the bible says, you's my kind of gal. My beer can is telling me a story, wait... o so full of crap, something about going to TJ and watching the senhoritas at the club doing it with a donky. I have to apologiz for my beer, my beer is not the smartest, (its a dos x), and i have to keep an eye on it or it will steal my stuff, you know how the mexicans are... and about the favorites, i know you are wondering why i got so many damn foreigners, and as you might have imagined is my beer it keeps adding crazy locos, i erase them but my beer comes when im passed out and adds another crazy bunch of weirdos, so i just let it be... we are bound to bomb them at one point or another, preparing the world for the second coming of Jesus, so i figure whats the harm... they wont be arround much longer! You can say that I'm ahead of the curve, been shopping at walmart before it was famous and "cool". I guess that one of the advantages of growing up in a red state in this greates country on earth. Im from a very curved family tree, being that my mom remarried my dad's brother ( i know what you are thinking, but, there ain't notin wrong with that!, in fact it's just what the bible ordered, is in laviticus, read it and follow it!, say no to shrimp!) My cousin-halfbrother Billy Bob keeps saying, we will teach these yankees the door to canada, damn canadians, with their free health care, gay marriage, anti war, women's rights and all that devil nonsense. I can't help but to like my country red and christian, where good, is what the preacher says (he told me to vote for bush), and he tells you who is bad; like the invading swarm of ilegal inmigrants that come to my country and take the only jobs we americans can do, picking fruit in the nice fields chatting it up with your buddys, or cleaning them fancy hotels with their nice big screen tvs and cable channels, gosh I know a lot of my cousin-brothers who would love to take those jobs if them lazy mejicanos werent taking them all up, we's crowded as it is.... ok I got worked up!, I'm really a lover, just ask the few goats that have the luck to know me (dont knock it till you try it!). GOD BLESS AMERICA!