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Well my name is Brandon AKA Brandoliza, Brandi, B, Brando, Branman, Bran, or my favorite SSSSKAAANNKKK LLLLAAWWWLLLSSSI like to party and watch movies like Mean Girls while drinking blue Hawaianns on LAGUNA BEACH and reading tabloids."gangsta" Men with sleazy, incoherent hookup lines in near indecipherable ebonix makes me weak in the knees and drooling with anticipation.(I.E. Yo bitch you is one phat goth ho I be up in yo shit like black on pancakes n you is my loverrrfaacceeee)This morning I had a dream of being sodomized by one of Howard roark's buildings.I would totally fuck Humbert Humbert if I were Twelve and had a vaginater and misquito bytes for tits LAAAWWWLLLSSSSevery day I saw lambchop getting fisted by that gingerhead lesbo and enjoyed every second of it.If I could be anyone I would be the brave little toaster that could because I cried when the Blankee blew away and i think that that makes me and the toaster XxSouuullMaaayyttesssXx111!!11!!11Hawtness is importantMy turn onns include- Filth and alchohalismMy Turn Offs include- Sobriety and love of your fellow man.Today my cat Peed on me while sleeping.I think that dirrty is an important contribution to the classical style4 jews in a room bitching follows concerto grosso styleErb is MY BFF LAWWWLLZZZZThe Best Myspace Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: brown hair, red beard
Height:: 6-1
Favorite Color:: olive green
Screen Name:: tzigane2186
Favorite Band:: RADIOHEAD YYYEEZZZZ
Favorite Movie:: GHOST WORLD YYEEEZZZZ
Favorite Show:: UGH
Your Car:: Nonexistent
Your Hometown:: Oswego...john water's daydream on downers
Your Present Town:: BOSTON WOOT WOOT
Your Crushes First Name:: Alex
Your Grade:: Conservatory Sophmore (AKA eighth grader LAWLS)
Your Style:: unenthusiastic
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: YESSS
Kissed someone in the rain?: YESSS
Danced in a public place?: YESSS
Smiled for no reason?: I wanna smile like Siddardtha
Laughed so hard you cried?: YUP
Peed your pants after age 8?: mmhmmm laughing
Written a song?: yesss I write fugue-iesss
Sang to someone for no reason?: mmhmmm the operator
Performed on a stage?: Boston Conservatory of Music
Talked to someone you don't know?: WTF
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: NO ha
Made out in a theatre?: yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: nope
Been in love?: mmhmmm
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: mell
Tell you, I love you?: Alex..or mommy?
Kiss you?: Alex
Hug you?: Mommy
Tell you BYE?: Alex
Write you a note?: hmmm.... kelly
Take your photo?: hmmm MATT
Call your cell phone?: cell phoneles (bliss you consumer whores)
Buy you something?: mumsies bought me some cole slaw
Go with you to the movies?: hmmmm...
Sing to you?: my brother
Write a poem about you?: never
Text message you?: never
Touch you?: haha hmmmm in what way
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Just now
Time you cried?: yesterday
Movie you watched?: Waking Life
Joke you told?: hmmm
Song you've sang?: BOUFFANT HEADBUTT
Time you've looked at the clock?: ten minutes ago
Drink you've had?: WINE WINE WINE
Number you've dialed?: alex- then lookied for kellies
Book you've read?: Gravity's Rainbow
Food you've eaten?: FROSTTTINNNGG
Flavor of gum chewed?: watermelONNNN
Shoes you've worn?: TIMS
Store you've been in?: WAL MARTTT (AAAACKCKKCKNEJTFBE)
Thing you've said?: BITCHFACE
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: nope
Whistle?: nope
Blow a bubble?: MONSTROUS ones
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yess
Cross your eyes?: nope
Touch your tounge to your nose?: nope
Dance?: nope
Gleek?: wtf is that
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: YESSSS ALL THA TIMEEE
Speak a different language?: nope
Impersonate someone?: hmmm....a faggot
Prank call people?: YESSSS
Make a card pyramid?: YESSS
Cook anything?: YUP
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: jesus
I wish ...: I were jesus
So many people don't know that ...: I wish I were Jesus
I am ...: Thinking about how many people who don't know that I wish I were jesus
My heart is ...: Breaking at the thought of how many people who don't know that I wish I were jesus
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The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
What is your favorite..
gum: JOLTTTTTT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
restaurant: hmm... CHILI DUCK
drink: BLOODDDDYYZZZ MARY
season: winter
type of weather: wintery
emotion: stoic
thing to do on a half day: hammered or nailed
late-night activity: hammered/nailed...stinky things
sport: circle jerk WITH XTINAAAAAAA LAWLSXX!!!!111!1!
city: BOOOSSTTTOONNN
store: Rugby
When was the last time you..
cried: Yesderdayyzz
played a sport: PSH right
laughed: At the last question
hugged someone: mommy for her b dayyyyyy
kissed someone: Two and a half weeks ago (or twas it three)
felt depressed: today
felt elated: today
felt overworked: mmm Juries
faked sick: mmmmmmmmmmmm fat kid days i think
lied: to myself??? constantly
What was the last..
word you said: constantly (to myself...whilst writing)
thing you ate: FRROOOZZZTINGGGG
song you listened to: Jesus Dont want me for a sunbeam by The Vaselines
thing you drank: TEAAAA
place you went to: Rudy's
movie you saw: mmmm X or non X rated
movie you rented: GOOD BURRGGERR AAAHHH OMG
concert you attended: hmmmm......
Who was the last person you..
hugged: mom
cried over: alex and kelly and mel mel and adam and libbzzz and caroline being awaayayyyzzz
kissed: alex
danced with: mmmm
shared a secret with: hmmmmm
had a sleepover with: See cried over
called: Alex
went to a movie with: Mattttt
saw: mattttt
were angry with: .....mels ex
couldn't take your eyes off of: Alex
obsessed over: Alex...im in FUCKING LOVE DUH
Have you ever..
danced in the rain: yup
kissed someone: yup
done drugs: 2CIIIIII SOON...and weed and alchy and salvia and OO I LOVE DRUGGZZZZ
drank alcohol: YESTERDAY
slept around: NEVER FUCKING NEVER
partied 'til the sun came up: mmhhmmmm
had a movie marathon: nope
gone too far on a dare: hahahaha yes in retrospect
spun until you were immensely dizzy: mmhmm
taken a survey quite like this before: yes
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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: nodnarb....it sounds like troll name
What did you do last night?: drank and SMOKED WEED RESIN....CLASSSSSYOOOOO
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: ummmmmm PARANOID ANDROID RADIOHEAD
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: YESSSS GOOD TIMES
Last time you swam in a pool?: two years ago
What are you wearing?: pajamas with semen stains on them
How many cars have you owned?: NONNNEEE
Type of music you dislike most?: ummm commercial shit
Are you registered to vote?: nope
Do you have cable?: unfortunatley
What kind of computer do you use?: E MACHINE GO GENERIC
Ever made a prank phone call?: YESSZZZZ
You like anyone right now?: I love not like
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: OF COURSE
Furthest place you ever traveled?: Florida
What's your favorite comic strip?: GHOST WORLDDDD
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: ummmmm idk
Shower, morning or night?: whenever
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: ummmm Pink Flamingos AGAINNN
Favorite pizza toppings?: I HATE pizza...most overrated food ever
Chips or popcorn?: chippies or neither
What cell phone provider do you have?: NONE IM NO FUCKIGN CONSUMER SLUT
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: nope
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: HA
Orange Juice or apple?: neither
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: hhhmmm matt??
favorite chocolate bar?: CADBURY
Who is your longest friend and how long?: currently?? Danaaaaaa
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: Yesterday
Have you ever won a trophy?: yessszzzzz fatass karate
Favorite arcade game?: VIRTUA FIGHTERRRR
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: nope
Sprite or 7-UP?: neither
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: YESSSS
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: DXMMMMMM YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ever thrown up in public?: YESSSS
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: true love
Do you believe in love at first sight?: no. NO NO NO
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: neither......TELETUBBIES
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: yesss
What message is on your voicemail machine?: nothin
Where would you like to go right now?: inside of YOUUUUU...with my PenISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Whats the name of your pet?: KITTY and PUPPY
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: idk jesus
What do you think about most?: Music, Metaphysical things and shiznitd, friendy wendies, lovie wuvies
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