Brock: 1. -noun
a European badger.
I don't think that describes me very well, so I guess this part is left up to me. I am not actually a badger. Sorry to get your hopes up. Well, I guess I could start off with saying that I'm a college drop out who works for a few bucks an hour, but that's just not impressive enough. Perhaps taking the "music is my life" approach would be better, but that's a little over-done, and although music really does mean a lot to me, it's not life. I suppose I could go with something about how I'm really in to wakeboarding and skateboarding, but I'm not, although I enjoy both sports increasingly as I do them. I'm just not too great at either, so I'd just as soon not lie about it. Lies are never a good place to start whilst describing yourself in my opinion. Maybe I should try the whole "look how deep and serious I am" theme. I could write something like I'm no surgeon, but I've got no problem with cutting anyone's heart out, but once again, we've all seen that, perhaps too much of it. Another route I could go is starting out with a good, healthy quote, that way everyone who reads this will think I'm really smart. Then again, I'm of the opinion that quotes are normally used by those who have little wit of their own. I guess I could start out with trying to say something funny, or using a funny picture I found somewhere on the internet. That way, people would come to my profile and immediately think I was funny, or worst case scenario: know that's exactly the image I was trying to portray. No, I can do better than that. As soon as I figure out how to start the description of myself, I'll prove it to you. I'll tell you volumes about my talents, achievements, likes and dislikes, and even how I feel about life. Actually, you know what? I know exactly what I want to say about myself:
I'm Brock and if you don't know me already, this isn't going to help you. So just talk to me and don't take my word on the kind of person I am.
