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Apple Cannon

About Me

Formed in the aftermath of the stolen riot chants which lasted a staggering 7 minutes...this duo of true English barbarians emerged with a clear conscience, and a clear view of what was to be done. Blow your fucking mind. With white noise. It didn't take long before sounds of wonderful mind boggling boggleness were being created. Apple Cannon specialise in sun-dance themes which are often sold to the people of the past. Most of modern culture is being created as we speak due to Apple Cannon's time travelling ability, which they actually leart from the original Dr. Who. He now lives with Elvis and Tupac Shakur in Cuba. Apple Cannon believes in such things as noise, no work ethic, metal, iron, blood, sweat, bang, bang, bang and whatnot and such and such.
we have/are/used/doing/been involved in: cup, balloons, your daily briefing, cub scout annual 1998, indica ritual.
we also appear on facebook : http://www.facebook.com/pages/Apple-Cannon/60264699039?ref=t s

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 28/05/2006
Band Members: A.) Apple B.) Cannon
Influences: QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, KYUSS, BLOOD, VAMPIRES, EAGLES OF DEATH METAL, WELSH RIGBY CLUBS, 80'S MATCHBOX B-LINE DISASTER, CANNONS, ZOMBIES, KENNY EVERETT, LED ZEPPELIN, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, DEATH, MELT BANANA, EYELINER, BREAD, THE QUEEN, MASTADON, FAMILY GUY, RONALD MCDONALD, BLACK SABBATH, IT'S GOD AND DE DEVIL, CARDIACS, GETTING CRUNK, MR.T., PROBOT, INGENIOUS SCOUSE HUMOUR, FOO FIGHTERS, CHARLIE THE CAR, THE LOCUST, MONDO GENERATOR, THE CRAMPS, AC(lightningbolt)DC, SCREETCHING, APPLES, EATING, JOHN CANDY, NIRVANA, ARNIE, VINCENT PRICE, ALCOHOL, FREE, HIP-HOP, HAPPYDANCEWARRIORS. ..
Sounds Like: A thunderstorm trapped in a box, forced fed a diet of dutch folk music and Chicken McNuggets, while being taught line dance by Chuck Norris.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Things

Hello old and new members of the Apple Cannon myspace page. Hope you are all well. Just a little update of things for the upcoming calendar months. Firstly, we will soon be recording a new EP...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:57:00 GMT

"DEATH CONSERVATORY" EP, HAS BEEN AVAILABLE TO BUY FOR NEARLY A YEAR

IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS, IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE WE DIDN'T REALLY TELL ANYONE.      APPLE CANNON            DEATH CONSERVATORY&...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:25:00 GMT

HALLOWEEN. PLEASE READ.

Hello fellow church goers. On the Halloween the band Apple Cannon will be playing in Bradford with the other band Jon Jones & The Beatniks Movement. This will be a Clown themed evilness extravagan...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:15:00 GMT

6th jooly 008 (13days away)

...We play the barf in that Liverpool 14+ gigshowtime.  WE HAVE TICKETS THAT ARE FIVE POUNDS (£5) EACH.THIS ENTITLES YOU TO LIVE APPLE CANNON NOISE AND A FREE EAR BEATING..CONTACT US NOW!! FOR T...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:43:00 GMT

New Traks - Come Join us!

To AppleCannoners everywhere, New Songs have been added to our Shiny profile. Please Enjoy CANNON! X Disclamer - Any nausia, vomiting or death caused by listening to our tunes is purely inci...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:55:00 GMT

Not everything is as easy as eating fried chicken

Ok guys, tour has gone to shit, we didn't get enough dates to play to do the tour, but we still have two dates 25th Jan in Bradford - New Beehive & 1st Feb - The Glebe Stoke We're really psyched a...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Young deer are only good to eat if they’re sort of alive.

It's been a long time comingBut we're going into the studio tomorrow to record some songsProbably an EP, potentially an LP, we'll have to wait and see.Also, if you want us to play, ask us, and we'll p...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:21:00 GMT

Explosion!

Hello you fuckers.This is Apple of Apple Cannon here to ruin your snack time. We're gonna have some rocking tunes for all you little fucks soon. And you're going to love every second of it. With songs...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 16:46:00 GMT