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Eric Fucking Cartman

About Me

Well lets see where do I start... Well I was born in South Park, CO, lived there my whole life. The people there are pretty fucking lame. If I had to rate them on a scale of 1 to 10 i rate them lame. I have 3 little wussys who seem to act as my friends, but id rather not talk about those dumbasses right now. They are real god damn assholes. But we have had our share of good times. One time, the stupid god damn bitches tried to crucify me on that god damn cross. Those assholes got so many bruises for 2 weeks strait. I, personally, think that i am a reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, some might disagree. Thats all for now keep in touch with me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Adolf Hitler. SIEG HEIL