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About Me

G r e e t i n g s u n t o t h e e m o r t a l s . I a m M o r l o c k R o c k s b a n e t h e B l u e , A d e p t o f t h e M a g i c a l A r t s a n d K e e p e r o f t h e F l a m e o f B r i n t o k . L o n g a g o , m y M a g e P s y c h e w a s m a d e a w a r e o f a n e x u s o f k n o w l e d g e , a s i n g u l a r i t y o f s i g h t , a g a t h e r i n g o f S c i o n s . D r a w n t o t h i s p o w e r c o s m i c I t r a v e l e d t h e m u l t i - v e r s e , d a n c i n g o n t h e p l a t i n u m t h r e a d s o f r e a l i t y , s e e k i n g o u t t h e g o o e y c e n t e r o f d y n a m i s m , w r a p p e d i n t h e p e a n u t s a n d n o u g a t o f a s t r a l m i s t , c o v e r e d b y t h e d a r k c h o c o l a t e o f m y s t e r y . A n d h e r e I w a s l e d . T o m y s p a c e . c o m . M y h u n g e r f o r t h i s d i g i t a l g e m c o u l d n o t b e a b a t e d , a n d s o , d r a w i n g u p o n m y m a n y y e a r s o f W i z a r d r y , I p e e r e d i n t o t h e s h a d o w y d e p t h s o f t h a t w h i c h i s n o t t o s c r y e h o w I c o u l d a t t a i n t h e a c c e s s u n t o i t . A f t e r m y t r a n c e I w a s i m m e d i a t e l y f i l l e d w i t h w h a t I m u s t d o . S o I p u t a $ 2 0 0 s e c u r i t y d e p o s i t o n a s t u d i o a p a r t m e n t n e a r t h e u n i v e r s i t y a n d c a l l e d m y l o c a l i n t e r n e t p r o v i d e r . A n d t h a t , m y m o r t a l c o n f e d e r a t e s , i s h o w I , c a m e t o m y s p a c e .

My Interests

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F o r t h e m a j o r i t y o f m y a r c a n e l i f e I h a v e o n l y t r a v e l e d i n t h e c o m p a n y o f f e l l o w w i z a r d s , d i s c u s s i n g t h e a d v a n c e m e n t o f t h e m y s t i c a l a r t s , t h e e t h i c a l u s e o f m a g i c , a n d w h o w a s t h e h o t t e s t o f t h e ' C h a r l i e ' s A n g e l e s ' . B u t , o n o n e b l i s t e r y d a y i n t h e e l e m e n t a l p l a n e o f i c e I w a s a d m o n i s h e d b y o n e o f m y c o l l e a g u e s t o ' G e t o u t m o r e , y o u b e a r d e d f r e a k ! ! ' . S o , t a k e n m y c o m r a d e s f e e l i n g s i n p e r s p e c t i v e , I w i s h t o c o n v e r s e a n d e x c h a n g e d i a l o g u e w i t h a l l m a n n e r o f b e i n g s . B i p e d s , s i l i c o n b a s e d , a n d b e i n g s m a d e o f p u r e l i g h t a r e a l l w e l c o m e .

My Blog

Collections

Dear Mr The Blue,> I received a disturbing memo from one of our collection agents (Mumra the> Ever Living - Murray). We had to coax him out of the Vestibule of Eternal> Fetal Positions with Slim Jims ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:18:00 GMT

Jesus

..> Dear Morlock, What, in fact, WOULD Jesus do??? - I.P. Freely Greeting unto thee mortal. I, Morlock Rocksbane the Blue, master of the mystic forces and keeper of the flame of Brintok, w...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Catchng Up on Bills

..> Dear current holder of the flame of Brintok, Our records show that you are 623 years behind on your ethereal methane payments for said flame of Brintok. We have sent several querries to the off...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Catching Up

..> Morrie, baby! Long time no staff! What has it been...1000 years since we last shared some hemlock at the Upstalsboom? So, tell me, big fella...what's a guy like you doing on a site like this? ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:15:00 GMT

Employment

..> Dear Morlock, What should I do for a job? Dearest Mortal,A thousand greetings and a billion salutations. I, Morlock Rocksbane the blue, am here to answer your querry. But first, let me...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:15:00 GMT

Newton, Lagrange, and 7-11

..> Dear Morlock,What did Isaac Newton mean by "the lingering essence of a departed quantity", anyway? I mean, can you divide by zero or not? How did Lagrange find those points if they're not here ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:14:00 GMT

The Full Moon and Lichen

..> Dear Morlock,What does it mean when there is no full moon, yet I have a hankering for the nightlife of the ancient world of moss and lichen? -Ihavagnawinfeelin Most dearest feeling of ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Dwarves and Lightbulbs

..> Dear Morlock,How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb? Does it depend on whether nor not they are blond? - A Brunette Amazon Dear Mortal,Tis I, the great and powerful Morlo...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:12:00 GMT

Dating

..> Dear Morlock,Why doesn't Jeffrey Jensen want to be with me? -Jena Greetings unto you Mortal Jena,First, I must apologize for the lateness of my response. It would seem that even ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:12:00 GMT

Old Ladies and Flies

..> Dear Morlock,Why did the old lady swallow the fly? -Suzanne Dear Mortal,First, I must apologize for the lateness of the answer for which you seek. I was traveling in the outer realms o...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 00:11:00 GMT