Jerry

About Me

I Like:
Tailgating at sporting events, Eating vegetarians, Ambient music, Making Flavia cry, Comedy Roasts, Text messaging, Playing Devil's advocate, Black jeans, Alternate history, WWII Axis Powers, Bumper cars / Go-Karts, Flair bartending, Watching lions and hyenas slug it out on Animal Planet, Pseudo-sports (rock paper scissors), Writing, History, Sports talk radio, Conspiracy theories, Political science, Comedy clubs, Alcohol medium-dry and on the rocks, Cold War propaganda, Geography, Cigars, Dressing plain, Decommissioned highways, Finding old friends on MySpace, The Onion, Pumpkin seeds, Foggy / overcast weather.
I Dislike:
Metrosexuals, Tucker Max Wannabe's, BOTTLED WATER, Litterbugs, People who plagiarize content from blogs/websites and pass it off as their own on (for example) MySpace bulletins, The Great Plate, ESPN (It's a joke now), People who don't like clam chowder, Wal-Mart, When women announce sports games, Bolsheviks, Hecklers, When I flex in front of the mirror and it laughs at me, Tucking in my shirt, When I say something funny and no one laughs, Mosquitoes, Chain-letter bulletins, Politically correct people [Your brain shouldn't exist to censor itself], Zionism, Bright light / hot weather, Puritans, Biting my nails, Bimbos, People who disagree with me, My crap dancing skills, Math [my Achilles heel], Sleep deprivation.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

In order of appearance: Penelope Cruz, Barack Obama, 49er fans, Al Pacino, Jason Bourne, Tina Fey, David Attenborough, Ep.III Anakin, Dinosaurs, Janice Dickinson (in her prime!), Tony Bruno and Gary Radnich, Elaine Benes, Dave Mustaine, Tommy Smith and John Carlos, Tobin Bell (Saw), Elizabeth Hurley, Rafael Nadal, Dita Von Teese, Tom Hanks, Karl Pilkington, Bill Walsh, Alex DeLarge, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

Music:

Other: BRMC, The Push Stars, Mars Volta, The Beatles, Pearl Jam, MaÃ±a, Tupac, Blink 182, Gypsy Kings, Fixx, old AFI, U2, Front Line Assembly, Megadeth, Gorillaz, Rob Zombie, Dr. Dre, Foo Fighters

Movies:

1. The Last Samurai
2. Forrest Gump
3. Saving Private Ryan
4. Dumb and Dumber
5. Vanilla Sky

Other: ANYTHING with Tom Hanks or Penelope Cruz, SAW, The Girl In The Cafe, United 93, GoldenEye, American History X, Closer, A Few Good Men, The Godfather, Bourne Ultimatum, Reservoir Dogs, Jurassic Park, Full Metal Jacket, Castaway, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Castaway, A Time To Kill, Scent of a Woman, Life As A House, Braveheart, People vs Larry Flynt, Band of Brothers, Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Gummo, American Gangster, The Departed

Television:

Books:

Where's Waldo?
(Martin Handford)
Consider The Lobster
(David Foster Wallace)
From Russia With Love
(Ian Fleming)
Invisible Monsters
(Chuck Palahniuk)
The Story of B
(Daniel Quinn)
Kama Sutra
(Anne Hooper)
The Catcher in the Rye
(J.D. Salinger)
A Guide Through The
American Status System
(Paul Fussell)
Lost Victories
(Erich Von Manstein)
1984
(George Orwell)
A Clockwork Orange
(Anthony Burgess)
Johnny Got His Gun
(Dalton Trumbo)
Brave New World
(Aldous Huxley)
The Anarchist Cookbook
(William Powell)
Cat's Cradle
(Kurt Vonnegut)
Necessary Illusions
(Noam Chomsky)
The Rise And Fall
Of The Third Reich
(William L. Shirer)

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