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Steele

Im a shredder. Go ask your mother.

About Me

MY name is Steele. But you already knew that. I drink too much and sing too bad. I love steak and bacon. I have some tattoo's. They are all diferent. I realize I should have just gotten 14 of the same ones but I like to mix it up. I like to cuss i front of old women. I like to eat pie and cake.

My Interests

Interesting things.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Conway Twitty's barber circa '62. That motherfucka got some skills.

Music:

Death Rides A Horse. Silly.

Movies:

Heathers.

Television:

Bobby pants.

Books:

My book that I am writing.

Heroes:

Hank Williams.

My Blog

Mexican Standstill.

So yesterday I quit my job. I would rather not tell the whole story so you get the condensed version...... I was washing dishes and bussing tables at this shithole called Logans Roadhouse. I soon...
Posted by Steele on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

Mommy...whats a vagina?

So this woman was upset because her neice saw a marquee with "The vagina monologues" on it. I don't blame her. I don't take kindly to that sailor talk. Vagina...the nerve of some people. She said she ...
Posted by Steele on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

A sample of my book......

I like to party. I am like the Paris Hilton of punk rock-without all the penis in my face. I dont like to party like a normal person though. I like to go balls out- or is it balls deep? Word on the st...
Posted by Steele on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:58:00 PST

Today I am a loser.

Today I am a loser. I know this because when I checked my "mymessages" I had one that said "You are a loser". Normally I would disregard that statement. But this is coming from someone who has an edum...
Posted by Steele on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:36:00 PST

Frustration: My oldest Friend.

I used to have a disgusting fear of frustration-like it was the monster under my bed that would kill me if I jerked off. I found out that was my Uncle Jimmy though and  like my Uncle Jimmy, ...
Posted by Steele on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST