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My name is Dave, David, Big Dave (to distinguish me from Little Dave), Oi you or Chimp (it's a long story) take your pick...I am an ex-zoologist, ex-Cytology Medical Laboratory Assistant, ex-Molecular Pathology Research Associate and now ex-Laboratory Scientist. I have finally moved back home to Newcastle upon Tyne, after spending three long years in the horrendous wilderness of Nottingham. I am now working hard as a Quality Engineer dude. (Official title).That's right a Quality one, not a shit one, but a quality one...No? Gah, good jokes are wasted on the stupid...Anyway, I am also a senior (Kwan Dai aka t3h d34dly) student in Hung Sing Choy Li Fut Kung Fu and train under Si Fu Edmond Ng. Check out my video of our two man staff form which was taken at a contest we held. Oooooh twirly sticks of death...You may have seen us in and around the North East especially during Chinese New Year with our Lions and Dragon. Yeah, I know, we're flash. :oDI am a moderator at www.martialartsplanet.com - come check us out for all your martial arts needs. :oD
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David.
Birthday: 29th April.
Birthplace: North East.
Current Location: In my room.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Black.
Height: No idea, taller than an oompa loompa not as tall as an Ent.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Chinese.
The Shoes You Wore Today: None yet.
Your Weakness: Being immensely strong and t3h d3dly... :o)
Your Fears: Creepy Japanese girl ghosts.
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT FEAST!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make it to the new year alive.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hee Hee.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sufferin’ succotash!
Your Best Physical Feature: My stomach. Mmm, acidic.
Your Bedtime: I'm asleep right now.
Your Most Missed Memory: The dawn of creation. Ahhh, that was one magical day.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: None. Both taste like feet soaked in urine...
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: You're frickin' flamin' right I do!!!
Do you Shower Daily: Nopes. Sometimes I metrosexual it up and take a bath.
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was once, turns out it was an asthma attack.
Do you want to go to College: Yes. Top of the class baby, top of the class!!!
Do you want to get Married: Nopes.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when in motion.
Do you think you are Attractive: Meh!
Are you a Health Freak: Meh!
Do you get along with your Parents: Aye.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, especially when it absolutely chucks it down.
Do you play an Instrument: No, but I'd like to learn the violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nopes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nopes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Noooo.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Too cold. Brrr.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Doo doo doo...
Ever been Drunk: Hell, I'm drunk right now.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Oooooooh yes. :oD
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: Fighting the good fight against the demon hordes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A demon horde.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Some height would be nice.
Weight: Yeah she's gotta have some weight and not be ephemeral...
Best Clothing Style: Nekkid when it counts. :oD
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds.
Number of Piercings: None, but I did prick myself with a needle once...
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Where do i begin...?
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