I am in graduate school at Florida Atlantic University, I love music, movies, photography, animals, nature, camping, dancing, partying and drinking, I like hanging out with my friends because theyre just as screwy as me. I love music, I sing and I used to act, I work for the NYS museum in Albany and at The Pet Company in crossgates and colonie center malls.
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Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy. Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve
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You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
lthough you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Deer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
4 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
the parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Deer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after biting you.
at AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much. %D%A
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Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: James Wheeler
Birthday: July 9, 1985
Birthplace: Upstate New York
Current Location: Glenmont NY/Albany NY
Eye Color: blue (with a spot of red/brown)
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: german, estonian, irish, british, scottish, dutch and welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: timberlands cuz i had work but probably my etnies tonight
Your Weakness: girls
Your Fears: to die b4 i accomplish what i want to
Your Perfect Pizza: is in my tummy! (lots of diff flavors)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get healthy/get money/good grades/relationship
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whats shakin?
Thoughts First Waking Up: that was a weird dream/i wanna go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, lips
Your Bedtime: later than it should be
Your Most Missed Memory: stupid alcohol wont let me remember them
Pepsi or Coke: rootbeer
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: either way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: alcohol works with either
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate but vanilla soft serve
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: depends
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: i wish
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: if belive was a word....then maybe
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: very very seldom
Are you a Health Freak: now kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lots n lots
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes i work at the mall silly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: sure y not
Ever been Drunk: countless times
Ever been called a Tease: dont remember
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: really old and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: scottland/ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: usually brown
Favourite Hair Color: usually brown
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: not too short but not gargantuan
Weight: not too skinny but not too overweight
Best Clothing Style: sexy but comfortable, not too much make up etc.
Number of Drugs I have taken: what does this have to do with a girl unless shes like a pinata
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: i have 3 but certain piercings are hot on certaing girls
Number of Tattoos: dont have any yet but i want 4....certain tattoos are good on certain girls
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dunno
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What Your Underwear Says About You
It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident.
You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants. The Underwear Oracle
You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are Mexican Food
Spicy yet dependable.
You pull punches, but people still love you. What Kind of Food Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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