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Crusted Underpants

Life's a bitch...and then you marry one

About Me

Well, there isn't much to say about Crusted Underpants. It's just two desperate lowlifes, thinking they're musicians. Both performers can't sing and sure can't play any instrument, so that's why they got into the fancy world of electronics and, like...more experimental related crap...(they just don't have anything better to do).

Though they do a lil acoustic guitar once in a while, that doesn't mean they can actually 'play' the damn thing.

Techno-Rap/Metal is what they create...techno music and rap is what they hate...and both doing grunts as well cause they both can't hold a note or a single tune. Making shitty music and writing disturbing lyrics about life, being out of cash and babes is all they do. Really...Crusted Underpants is all about chicks and being complete cashless. Cause that's what life is all about.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/28/2006
Band Members: JiMJiM the SockpuppeT:
Vocals/Raps/Grunts, acoustic guitar
Kries Tyfus:
Programming, Vocals/Raps/Grunts, acoustic guitar, additional hamster-like vocals
Influences: Venga Boys, WHAM! and Kenny Rogers.
Sounds Like: A priest taking a shit, while having a cramp
Record Label: Tyfus Rekkoorts
Type of Label: Major