About Me
..Hi! *waves*
My name is Emma, I went to univeristy to do forensic psychology, hated it, so now i work for british gas..I hate too many things, including bad drivers, people who are laid back, chavs, being labelled, Morrisons and summer. If any of the above happens I can be a real bitch, I can be cruel, I will judge you. I’m fascinated by sex offenders and violent offenders, I would love to interview these people, and I would also love to be a sex therapist. I have a slight shoe obsession; I have about 100 pairs. I also love shopping, but with my mum, so that she can pay. I also have a bit of a DVD obsession, with over 400 DVDs. I love my car, I love driving fast, I love driving at night, id love to go on a road trip, want to come? I’m spoilt, deal with it. I like being kissed of my neck, I like being gently bitten, and I like being told what to do. I like play fighting. I like going on holiday, but not to anywhere in Europe. I’d like to go to Japan, Canada and Australia, want to take me? I like Panda’s they are the Goth’s of the animal world, and they rule. I like make up, I like experimenting, sometimes I look a twat, but I had fun. I don’t have many friends, people are idiots, they drive with their heads up their arse, and they hate me for being myself, and not some teeny tiny blonde tall bitch. So I return the favour, just because. I hate England, I love America. I want to live in New York or Las Vegas. I want to be a Suicide Girl. If you are a band, no I don’t want to be your friend, if you just want to ‘hook up’, don’t even think about it...you tit.
