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Keltron

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About Me

"...of no fame."
I am somebody named Kel. You can call me that or call me any of the other names by which I am sometimes called; that's fine. Whatever you're used to.
I write. I school. I eat. I gym. I work. We all change and grow.
I am currently doing school in Duluth. I should be done by December of 2009. That means I will have been here for four years. Which is too long.
For those of you who might say "Duluth is so beautiful, I'd love to live there," no you wouldn't. Duluth is physically huge, the job market is total shit, everybody smokes, and looking at the lake in awe gets old after the first month.
UMD is a giant high school: it's all indoors and you're crammed inside this disease ridden prison with all these sick, nasty gentiles who sneeze and cough in their hands, never wash after going to the bathroom, and don't like the idea of circulating fresh air in and out of the building. Motherfuckers.
I like cereal.
Ways you can keep in touch with me besides my MySpace page:
- My Livejournal: "Bodhisattva Victorious in Strife"
- My Flickr page, which will soon be replaced with a Picasa page.
- My Facebook page
-or e-mail me, assuming you have my e-mail address. or call me, assuming you have my number. or drop me a letter if you live in the 1800's and you're feeling like writing like dr. frankenstein did, when half of the book was just mary shelley going "oh crap i have to get like 30,000 more words in this or i can't get it published and lord byron is going to kill me if i don't" so she just wrote a bunch of letters about dr. frankenstein's step sister who he was going to marry and, really, isn't that book just the epitome of what's wrong with the way stories were written in the 1800's? i mean come on. how many people were really literate enough to write twenty page letters by hand and have someone read it? think of how many times you'd have to re-write something after screwing up, or misspelling, or just using the wrong word or realizing, "nah, he doesn't need to know this." seriously. but i got a renewed appreciation for the word "galvanization" from that book. that word? awesome.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that I know in real life or that I am likely to meet by more than just coincidence.Also, comic book artists/writers, novelists and short story types, and anyone who has shown a spontaneous interest in my writing .

My Blog

Wrought

Wrought The first thing they called me was "criminal," but I prayed that someday they would call me "hero" or "innovator." They listed the crimes I had broken just by planning my act, but they did...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:45:00 GMT

A Thesis on the Taking Up of Feet for the Competition Game of the Super-Ball

A Thesis on the Taking Up of Feet for the Competition-Game of the Super-Ball, Being a Summation of Months of Competition Betwixt Two Opposing Squadrons of Great Size and Virility  by Johannes B. Mail...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:55:00 GMT

BLEAKHHRAGH

Don't worry.  It's over now.Here's the story:  I was on MySpace a few weeks ago, and I got this ad from Classmates.com that read:  BUILD THE FACE OF YOUR CLASSMATE (or something like th...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:52:00 GMT

Fallout Fan Fiction!

    Tomorrow is the birthday of my Daughter, Chelsea, and I'm trying to think of something to buy.  Here in the Hub, a feces encrusted, sad excuse for a town (but tragically still ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:35:00 GMT

A Simple Guide to Meeting Someone With an Uncommon Name

A Simple Guide to Meeting Someone With an Uncommon Name, by Justin BaileyIf you are reading this, then congratulations!  You have entered a world of strange, unpronounceable, or rare names. ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:43:00 GMT

Retention

Sheena's entire shoulder blade was now fractured.  The old bastard actually had the nerve to call his men on her, finished the Load, Take Aim, Fire command before she could even close the gate be...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:24:00 GMT

Fare Well

For Eric, today was supposed to be a pretty good day.  Not only was it the first of the month and therefore the day he got paid, but it was bright outside, the air fresh, and the fir tree his nei...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:24:00 GMT

Legion Heirs

Shane had spent too much time outside.  His cheeks were almost as red as the suns above him and he could already feel his sweat glands waking up, telling him to get inside.  Fortunately for ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:22:00 GMT

Consummation

Get me out of here, get me out of here, get me out of here!  Roland clutched his phone to his head, hugging his last resort; his bond to the outside world.  In all his years he had not con...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 09:59:00 GMT

One Down

Tuesday was always enrollment day.  Jessica was unaware of this as she cautiously approached the rickety country duplex.  She assumed the man standing at the front door was a bouncer, or per...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 09:30:00 GMT