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(((Matt)))

to use your head you have to lose your mind

About Me

see there's 3 kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinkin it through. but then you got your assholes, chuck. and all the assholes want us to shit all over everything. so pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. but dicks also fuck asssholes, chuck. and if they didnt fuck the assholes you know what youd get? youd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.

My Interests

paintball, bmx, football, trucks, video games, music

I'd like to meet:

cool people

Music:

i like alot of different music but mostly doom metal and old punk...
last.fm

Television:

LOST

Heroes:

willie nelson

My Blog

ill be in louisiana july 18th

so ill be in louisiana july 18th for like half a week if you want to hang out call me 417-693-5685   its goin down
Posted by (((Matt))) on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:15:00 PST

ill be in louisiana from fri, feb 9 - mon, feb 12 (call me)

like the title says. if you want to hang out get my cell number because idk if ill be getting on the interweb when im down there. ill be in nawlinz on sat night to see EYEHATEGOD!! if you want to han...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

RIP ROCKY

rocky,for 13 years you were my dog and my best friend. you were pretty much always right by my side. everyone agreed you were by far the coolest dog ever. your personality was one of a kind. you are i...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:06:00 PST

rules for mcdonalds customers

these rules exist to make the lives of everyone at mcdonalds (customers and employees) easier. note they are all rule #1 for a reason. 1. if we screwed up your order, sorry, we'll fix that for you. b...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

opinions and shit

What is your stand on.....Abortion?:i think its very wrong. if you think youre mature enough to have sex, you should be mature enough to have a kid. Death Penalty?:what goes around comes around.i know...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

my persuasive essay on legalizing marijuana

"It's not a war on drugs. It's a war on personal freedom, that's what it is, okay. Keep that in mind at all times, thank you." This quote is from the Tool song "Third Eye" and I believe in it fully. T...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:40:00 PST

mans rules for women, READ

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.! These are ou...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST

that really long survey that sucks

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:mattBirthday:january 8th, 1987Birthplace:jigg cityCurrent Location:springtown mizzoulaEye Color:greenHair Color:brownHeight:6 deuceRight Handed or Left Handed:l...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:25:00 PST

AUBURN IS GAY

auburn is a bunch of fucking queers...the refs screwed us out of that game. KILL THEM ALL!!!!
Posted by (((Matt))) on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:05:00 PST

politics

You scored as Anarchism. Anarchism92%Socialist67%Green67%Communism50%Democrat50%Repub lican17%Nazi8%Fascism8%What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?created with QuizFarm.com...
Posted by (((Matt))) on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:52:00 PST