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Quinn

magicianforhire

About Me

I think that Lady Sovereign is adorable. I'm done with school (in my head. On paper, I have a year left). I've spent a lot of time trying to figure out who would win in a fight: a lobster or a platypus. Both dangerous, and both crazy. As much as I make fun of people who wear black all the time, I realized that I own a lot of black clothes. Sometimes I run into people from myspace in real life and not know what to say. Maybe because it seems creepy to be like "I know you from the internet" (a place that has no tangible existance); so don't think I'm being an asshole. Just awkward. I'm not a fan of parties where I don't know anyone. Mainly because the one thing I can't stand is answering questions like "what do you do", or "what's your major" (nobody really cares, it's just those "I have nothing else to say" questions that are really irritating). My iPod is more of a partner than a companion. I freak out when it's batteries are low. I cry when it freezes up. I keep it close to my genitals in the winter. Gotta stay warm, I say. I don't like it when someone refers to my tattoo as "tribal". Especially when they have "jesus christ is lord" tattooed on their forehead in prison ink. My New Year's resolution was to get fat, and it didn't work. I'm very appreciative of music, but even more of silence. Thrift stores need to stay thrifty. Fuck anything over ten dollars at the thrift store. And double fuck oppression. The passion and comfort that exists between me and my blankets is one that can never be rivaled by a woman. I like my sleep. I also like co-ops.

My Interests

I got on the bus early in the morning and as I sat down, heard a man say "That's Jim Jones!" The woman next to him replied "Who?" He pointed at me and said "Him", "Who?", "Jim Jones!", "Who?" to which he then said "You know, Jim Jones. He done killed like 10 people. I don't know what he's doin on the public transit, or doin in public at all, he should be hidin'. You think he'd at least comb his hair first."

Overheard quote of the month: "You're a catastrophe that walks like a man."

and...

"Yes, I was smoking crack. That always complicates things. Also, I had a slight case of schizophrenia, and duct-taped a duck to my leg. That was awkward for me, and the duck. But now that I am back on my meds things are really coming together for me."

aim s/n: quinnmakesmoney

Don't hate, son.

I'd like to meet:


That Pimp Trick Gangsta Click:

My radio show is back on the air. Check it out at: Augsburg College Radio
The Ghost of Jane Seymore presents: Apartment 309
Thursdays from 3-5pm CST
I also happen to be the Music and Content Manager for the station, so if anyone's interested in getting something played in Mpls, let me know.
Greatest Video EVER:

Music:

Diplo, Broken Social Scene, my!gay!husband!, Feist, Chromeo, Justice, Deceptikon, E-40, Maps, Sinden, Surkin, all those Ed Banger cats, Lali Puna, Bunny Rabbit, Phoenix, DFA'79, The Arcade Fire, Curtis Mayfield, Damien Rice, Plastic Little, Spank Rock, You Say Party! We Say Die!, Simian Mobile Disco, Andrew Bird, Dillinger Four, the Unicorns and Islands, Bogdan Raczynski, and that old Anticon shit.

Movies:

The Squid and the Whale, Sexy Beast, Closer, Thank You For Smoking, The Third Man, Good Will Hunting, Blue Velvet, Out of Sight, Rushmore, Inside Man, Thumbsucker, Kicking and Screaming (not the Will Ferrell film), Rashomon, Le Samourai, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, and Miller's Crossing.

Television:

Flight of the Conchords! (though The Wire is still the greatest show ever.
Entourage and Curb Your Enthusiasm tie for second place.
The Office (both UK & US), 24, Extras, John from Cincinnati, and Prison Break.

Books:

I read way more magazines than I do books, but here are the last 5 books I've read, or am reading:
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
Stumbling on Happiness by Daniel Gilbert
Confessions Of An Economic Hit Man by John Perkins
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
The Informers by Bret Easton Ellis

Heroes:


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Deth P Sun is back.

My Blog

This Friday night (5/11)

Do not miss out on the greatest show ever. Me, Ackerman, Hribar, and Bird Peterson are going to tear shit up at Foundation. 5th and Hennepin, northeast corner. $5 cover. 21+. Music starts at 10pm...
Posted by Quinn on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

uh-oh!

Thursday night party.It's been a while since I've played in front of anyone so take it easy...  tomorrow night, Spring Street bar.  Message me (or call after 8 or so) for directions.  B...
Posted by Quinn on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:58:00 PST

radio show. back on.

ch-ch-check the profile.
Posted by Quinn on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST

now, i didn't write this...

but i love the motherfucker who did.  this is my shit, to the bone.Sexytime Explosion: How Not to Have Sex with Matt Goias (Part 1) 1. Vomit On Me The first time a girl threw up on me during a s...
Posted by Quinn on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:19:00 PST

forget all that hair

i cut it off.
Posted by Quinn on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

loyal to my soil.

fuck all you janky ass bitches.  the new e-40 cd is high sidin', cousin.  yay area.   
Posted by Quinn on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:54:00 PST

welcome to the jungle.

or, the apple river.  full of the most disgusting things you could ever think of.  and me.  and my best friends.  minus a couple.  3 out of 5 aint bad.  we're gonna get c...
Posted by Quinn on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

snap your faingahs.

get crunk, son.About You: .:. High school: A few. Three, I think. .:. Junior high school: Two.  .:. Elementary school: Shhh. .:. Favorite soda: Cherry Coke. Dr. Pepper. .:. Favorite band: At Th...
Posted by Quinn on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:27:00 PST

nerrrrd.

i get excited about emmy nominations. but really only for jeremy piven.  remember pcu?  he's still on that fire.  but way better....
Posted by Quinn on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:59:00 PST

shit.

i just saw the trailer for the strangers with candy movie.  there's no orlando.  they've also replaced derrick.  i don't know what to think about that.  they did however, throw in ...
Posted by Quinn on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:25:00 PST