DaGoalie

The hockey player survey
How old are you? 49
What kind of skates do you wear? goalie- ccm
How long have you played hockey? long time
Do you know what a gongshow is? huh!?
Do you chew tobacco? no
Have you ever dropped your gloves? yup
How many times? 0nce
Have you or do you play junior hockey? (The stepping stone to pro) no
Have you seen Mystery Alaska more than once? yup
Have you ever had relations with a puck slut? not yet
Are you good enough to play in the NHL? maybe
Were you drafted? no
Do you know what "the Michigan" is? nope
Can you do "the Michigan?" nope
Who is Sidney Crosby? hockey player
What team do you play for? Rushmore RoadRage
What league do you play in? Rapid City and travel
What number do you wear? 1,3,33
Who is your favorite hockey player? Patrick Roy
How many days a week do you play hockey? none right now- no ice. during season 4-6
What type of player are you? old
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? yup
Whats a lipper? dunno
Ever had a broken nose? yup
Whats the best thing about being a hockey player? picking up puck sluts on the road
Are you canadian? nope
Whats better? Skoal or Copenhagen? neither
Do you like the new NHL rules? some
Do you wear a cage or visor? cage of course, Imma goalie

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