Kara Von Disaster - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i am the beat bunny. i like to whore myself out on dating sites and use ridiculous screen names like hotchik59237012. my hobbies are watching movies in my underwear, reading the bible, masturbating, being sarcastic, and making people nervous. i am SO 1337 :)

"... You've got to face the world as it is now. So try to enjoy it. Because suddenly one day you wake up and find you're played out. It happens overnight. So grab every brass ring you can, because when you look back, it seems like a hell of a short ride." - Mike Wayne, Once is Not Enough By Jacqueline Susann
lucy of course
luke duh were not dating but we are cousins.... bffffffffffffff....
Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% Green Lantern 70% Supergirl 68% Robin 68% Superman 60% Wonder Woman 58% The Flash 55% Catwoman 55% Iron Man 55% Batman 45% Hulk 45% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw

100%

Pinhead

95%

Leatherface

75%

Buffalo Bill

75%

Hannibal Lecter

70%

Freddy Krueger

55%

Jason Voorhees

55%

Michael Myers

50%

Captain Spaulding

45%

Candyman

35%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as Rogue, Rogue is a strong but tragic personality. She loves Gambit. Because of her mutant powers, she cannot touch anyone without hurting them. Therefore, she longs for human contact. However, this southern gal's strong personality has allowed her to deal with this. Powers: Absorbs lifeforce and powers by touch, Super strength, and flight

Rogue

85%

Cyclops

75%

Jean Grey

75%

Beast

75%

Colossus

75%

Emma Frost

60%

Iceman

60%

Wolverine

50%

Storm

50%

Nightcrawler

45%

Gambit

30%
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My Interests

My real name is Mephistopheles,But you can call me Baby.my mommy says people are just jealous of me, and i think shes right. my neice because shes so damn cute with her demonic eyes :)
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I'd like to meet:

people who share the feeling that sarcasm and big words are the hottest things ever...

BRUCE LEROY... but i already met him... it so rocked.

i would LOVE to meet a knork

Music:

www.hollyandwood.com
depends on my mood. my heart does however belog to the days of old. im a nin girl with a side of manson. the two hottest men that ever lived AND they made great music.. a twofer... luke and i are on a quest to bring back ska... because really we need more ska in life.

Movies:

i love horribly bad cheesy not so scary horror movies.

Television:

cartoons and such, the discovery channel is like crack, history channel, tlc and all that knowledgy stuff

Books:

pretty much anything with words... big fan of true crime switched with girly brit lit.

Heroes:

me. duh

"she likes me, I mean I think she REALLY likes me, and we get along swimingly. But to the rest of the world she's this absolutely horrific bitch. It's hot."

My Blog

i love lucy

i think as of today im changing my name to ethel since i already have a lucy, although i was the mastermind behind todays latest mishap. the only thing i can say is at least i have a n...
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 05:42:00 PST

wacky misadventure no. 38390689305

its wii time
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

weekend

so when you get your hopes up you usually get crushed, but i have faith. faith in that this weekend is going to be fabulous. im uber excited and cant wait till yes my favorite southern boy gets ...
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

going home

its a sad day in karaland. im going home. im going to cry. a lot
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:12:00 PST

away again

so im going to visit my mommy and daddy for the week, no luke :( no doug :( what am i going to do? omg if you love me, youll call me.. *sniffle
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:27:00 PST

touchy feely moment

ive got something on my mind, and yes i cried. so nan calls me today at work to tell me ive got a new apartment, a really nice apartment for less than im paying now in the ghetto. but they dont allow...
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:47:00 PST

grrr

has anyone ever used you royally? i mean really. ive been demoted from office manager to basically clerical after school help just because someone came back to work. i feel, wait, FELT, like these peo...
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:36:00 PST

the plague

i finally went to work today WHOOHOO! after being home sick for about a week and a half... maybe im finally getting over the plague....
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST

sooo tired

home finally. at 4:11am 15 hours of driving.. im beat.
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:14:00 PST

heading for home

Home again. leaving parents house heading for home. :( kara is a sad panda.
Posted by Kara Von Disaster on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST