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About Me

My mother’s reaction to seeing me play with a black widow spider inspired a 13-year bout of arachnophobia, which I have recently overcome. I occasionally suffer from eczema on my left big toe. I was once rejected from a Family Double Dare audition. After years of staring at books, computer screens and through microscopes, I now live in an impressionist painting. In two unrelated instances, I have inadvertently stolen a car tire and talked a misdemeanor off of my criminal record. As a general rule, I take things either too seriously or not seriously enough. I have a strong stomach and I hardly ever get headaches.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

adventurers, tree climbers, abandoned building explorers, fence jumpers, pool crashers, bike riders, volunteer personal assistants

My Blog

poetry for scientists

Rhabdolover. October 8, 2005. A love affair with the brain; A war with the wit Led me to the ground in a glob of spit.   Death satiates love I must devour to exist. Each time the brain I love, ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 20:50:00 GMT

a poem

My floss is longer than your floss, November 13, 2004 My floss is longer than your floss said the gourd to the pen. Although neither had a mouth to put the floss in. Their constant bickering wa...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Dec 2004 08:26:00 GMT