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About Me

MOOSE: A MEMOIR OF FAT CAMP is available for purchase online and in stores now!

I'm a storyteller, be it through words or a camera lens. In television scenes, chapters, magazine articles, or blog posts. I'm always eager for new opportunities. I'm currently the author of two memoirs: STRAIGHT UP AND DIRTY and MOOSE. I was hired by NBC Universal to write the pilot for a half-hour comedy series based off Straight Up and Dirty, and I'm currently working with other television networks on character development as well. Of course, I'm also always working on my blog, stephanieklein.com, and on my mama skills..



Mirror Masterbation

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Life infront of the mirror. Stephanie Klein www.stephanieklein.com going through her daily ritual.

Life infront of the mirror. Stephanie Klein www.stephanieklein.com going through her daily ritual.

My Blog

My New Food Crack

The day we stop looking is the day we die. (photo:Tara Maxey) Im going to just flat-out admit it. I might be dieting, but a girl can still look. When I cant eat it, I read it. Or make it for t...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 11:18:00 GMT

julie and julia OR I'm a shitty sloth of a wife

Were about to witness a surge in cooking school applicants. Its not due to the enticing Williams-Sonoma catalog covers that slip into our mailboxes weekly, nor is it related to the Sur La Table...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:38:00 GMT

ejection, rejection, and erections: an owner's manual

ejection, rejection, and erections: an owners manualwww.stephanieklein.com On The Mend Phils ejection fraction (the percentage of blood that leaves the heart after its pumped in) was at 10...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:40:00 GMT

teacher man: remembering Frank McCourt

teacher man: remembering Frank McCourtwww.stephanieklein.com When I heard of the passing of Frank McCourt I asked Stephanie if she would write a blog post about him.  She responded that I sho...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:02:00 GMT

white on the bottom makes you feel blue up top

white on the bottom makes you feel blue up topwww.stephanieklein.com Polka Dots Are Never Slimming I feel very low in energy, and whats worse, I spent the day clothes shopping. In white shor...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:00:00 GMT

toddlers take new york

toddlers take new yorkwww.stephanieklein.com At the end of the month, Im toddling off to New York with my 3 Little Beers. Well be there for twelve full days, and I have to believe it wi...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:59:00 GMT

potluck impressions

potluck impressionswww.stephanieklein.com My Slices of Heaven Oh, the irony. Here Ive been playing nice with the South Beach Diet since last Friday: no sugar, no fruit, no carbs, no starch,...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:58:00 GMT

toddler twins: bedtime edition

toddler twins: bedtime editionwww.stephanieklein.com Bedtime Rituals Every night, when tucking the radishes into their beds, we have a ritual. Its what youd expect: your basic ongoing, ne...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:56:00 GMT

private benjamin moments

private benjamin momentswww.stephanieklein.com At Island Burgers & Shakes: "Yes, Id like a side of cottage cheese with some celery please. Oh, and then kill me." It was a rock bottom moment. ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:22:00 GMT

ringers, grease, and technology class: a primer

ringers, grease, and technology class: a primerwww.stephanieklein.com Look At That S Car Go! We were in fifth grade, standing on the edge of my front lawn, our bicycles tossed to the ground. ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:21:00 GMT