Well hello;
I'm Alan. I'm 27 years old and I live in Eeeeeaassst Larndarnnnnn. I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modelling School in 2002 and I'm now reaping the rewards. Oh yeah! Easily the best $60 I've ever spent. When I'm not modelling I work in Publishing and at weekends I front a Mexican street gang.
So, yeah...
For the record, I am in no way associated with Monk Chunkman.
By the way, if you do stumble across this page, please leave a message. It's rude not to say hello!
Now make peace with your gods...