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My name is Oribes Reis if you can't pronounce that call me something else I've got a bit of the "Peter Pan Syndrome" I guess I really never want to grow up completely I'll take responsibility for my actions but I'll never stop liking kid things. I kinda miss high school in a way. I suppose that's why I'm going to teach there. (I'm going to become a French teacher or some other language (my dad keeps pushing for Portuguese)I'd like to do an Asian language like Russian(Yes, Russia, is in Asia therefore it's Asian but because the people are "white" nobody calls them Asian) I'm probably the most lazy person in the universe (if you feel the need to contest this go ahead because I don't feel like doing anything about it.) I like parenthesis. I'm an alumnus of Southside High School. I like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. My favorite one is Michelangelo. I am a Ninja(and if you think I'm jumping on the band wagon your wrong I was a ninja way before it was cool.) Eric Clapton is Guitar God and Jimi Hendrix is Guitar Jesus. I want to learn to play the bass guitar. I like the Blues. I play the Alto sax, the Tenor sax, and the Bari sax but sadly I don't think I can continue. I like questions or because if there weren't any then how would we know what is a good plan and what is a bad one? My life's dream is to fly like Superman. I like to sleep but often I can't. My family is odd and it bothers me sometimes but it could always be worse.
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You scored as Dante Alighieri, According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.

Friedrich Nietzsche


83%

Dante Alighieri


83%

Miyamoto Musashi


75%

Stephen Hawking


58%

C.G. Jung


58%

Steven Morrissey


50%

O.J. Simpson


50%

Mother Teresa


50%

Jesus Christ


50%

Adolf Hitler


50%

Charles Manson


33%

Sigmund Freud


33%

Elvis Presley


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Hugh Hefner


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Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
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Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Indie |||||||||||||| 60% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Blog

AROUND THE WORLD

I love this fucking song so much. The lyrics are so inspirational. Here they are.   Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:34:00 GMT

I am reborn?

My first semester in college was certainly interesting. Met shitloads of new and awesome people, failed my first college course, I got involved into a bit of theater, and became a godfather. I used to...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Am I Going to Die?

I might have appendicitis. I might have gallstones. I might even have Hepatitis C. I could even have cancer. All I know is that I will not die a coward's death by taking my own life. You may even be r...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:33:00 GMT

*sigh* Again???! but I don't want to!... FINE!

Hello mortals and other supernatural beings out there (Evil Grimace, Evil Tom, Borat, Speed Racer ... etc.) Welcome to another thrilling installment of my life. (woo.) ahhh where do we start it's been...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:06:00 GMT

February more of the meh.

Welcome back. I thought you people stop reading this a long time ago. I've been finally seeing how behind I actually am, with no SATs or applications to colleges. I still can't drive legaly yet, ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:51:00 GMT

my job is better than yours.

i laugh at those who don't get paid to scare people. i work in a spook house and its the most awesome job scaring people and if your in the Elmira area on friday or saturday night visit bradley f...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:44:00 GMT

its been a while hasn't it?

Ok update on my life if you didn't know. I'm single again (long story) I'm taking the most hardest class on the planet AP Physics. The book is about 7 lbs and 4 inches thick. I'm now playing the ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:50:00 GMT

uhhhh new blog....

well i finally get around to blogging again 23 days later.   whats new in life? some of you are wondering . well i'm going to summer school taking participation in gov't and economics both very ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 17:11:00 GMT

get to know me Jerks.

well here you go   The GREATEST survey EVER! What if your full name? Oribes Donald Cabral Reis When is your birthday? 8/31/89 Where were you born? Swan Lake NY Have any siblings? name/ag...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 20:40:00 GMT

woo new blog!

well i guess i tricked you guys tellin youse id post a new one soon. so life today is kinda boring seeing as how i don't have school to take up 7 hours of my life. it's ok i guess i like not havi...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:12:00 GMT