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About Me

"When I first met you you were like a kitten in a laundry basket. Now you are like a swan.. in a restaurant. Send back the soup if you don't like it, ask for more bread. You can do it, you're in control."-Dwayne Hernandez, Reno 911!

"Photo Day will be a classic case of the four Js-Joey Jeramiah in his Jean Jacket"-Joey Jeramiah, Degrassi Junior High

"I can't wear a jean jacket that's not worn in. I'll look like a total broom head!"-Joey Jeramiah, Degrassi Junior High

"You think he's sexy? Melanie, you're a sex maniac!"- Kathleen, Degrassi Junior High

"What exactly is a 'Swamp Sex Robot?'"-Yick Yu, Degrassi Junior High

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pat Mullins and Sheng

Music:

Movies:

Billy Elliot, Little women, Zoolander, Dumb and Dumberer, Bidome, Anchorman, Night at the Roxbury, Joe Dirt, My Girl (I cried in that movie, like actual uncontrolable sobs)

Television:

ABC KIDS: Blue Water High, Silversun, Out There, Degrassi, Neighbours,The Office, We Can Be Heroes, That's so Raven

Heroes:

My wife:

Judge Judy:

My Blog

Bathroom Shenanigans Part III

Due to a surge of popular demands my famed 'Bathroom Shenanigans' Bolg had returned. But I write this blog with a bittersweet taste in my mouth because it still means I am, as some in society would de...
Posted by Beefany on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:24:00 PST

Bathroom Shenanigans cont.

The other day i got my hair caught int he back bit of the hair-dyrer (but ths happens alot so maybe it shouldn't be classed as a shenanigan..). These bathroom attacks are increasing in occurance. The ...
Posted by Beefany on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:34:00 PST

Bathroom Shenanigans

One typically thinks of the bathroom as a safe place. Well retards like me find this room of hygiene particularly troublesome. For instance a few weeks ago i had a bath, and was unawre of the risks in...
Posted by Beefany on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:42:00 PST

The Official Tally

Recently my sister and i have started a tally of all the stupid things we have said/done. at the present point in time the tally reads clare:3 and beth:2. as a have a bit of time while my face mask dr...
Posted by Beefany on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST