Jesus with a capitol J

I know what you are all thinking! HOLY CRAPPOLY! JESUS HAS A MYSPACE!? Yes it's true. I have a myspace. We finally got Hi speed internet connection up in Heaven. As we all like to call it "GODSPEED" internet connection. Don't be alarmed I'm not using spy ware on any of you. So don't worry. Anyways, for those that don't know me, you can pick up my book at any Christain store in any city around the world. It's called the " BIBLE". Yep The best selling book ever written. Well I'm gonna start out by telling you a little bit about myself. I'm tall,I have long hair. I'm Jewish. I am a carpenter. I love building things out of wood. I like long walks on the beach. I try not to walk on water too much though. It kind of makes people jealous. And jealousy is a sin. That and Walking on water is so 2,000 years ago. I go fishin every Friday. Oh I need to learn how to use a fishin pole though. And I don't have registration for my lil wooden boat. I'm not in here for dating ,so don't even try. It won't work. TRUST ME! Anyways I love you all and feel free to send comments and all the messages you want. Believers and nonbelievers. I'll be updating my page when ever I find time.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jesus Christ
Birthday: Guess
Birthplace: In a Barn
Current Location: Everywhere except over there!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both hands!
Your Heritage: Nazerine
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flippy Flopps!
Your Weakness: Oh Pleeeeease!
Your Fears: UH! The Anti ME!
Your Perfect Pizza: A Round one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Turn water into Iced Mocha Lattes!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use I.M
Thoughts First Waking Up: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!
Your Best Physical Feature: My BIG TOE!
Your Bedtime: When I get sleepy!
Your Most Missed Memory: Noahs Ark! Now that was fun! WEEEEE
Pepsi or Coke: I drink no such thing! Yuck!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Olive Garden
Single or Group Dates: SHUT UP!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both! Only if made with Holy Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CAPPUUUUCCIIIINOOOO!
Do you Smoke: NO!
Do you Swear: UH NO!
Do you Sing: YES!
Do you Shower Daily: YES! WAIT! WHATS A SHOWER?
Have you Been in Love: WELL! NO! I LOVE EVERYONE THOUGH
Do you want to go to College: WHY!
Do you want to get Married: NO
Do you belive in yourself: YES! I'm not an athiest! DUUUH!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO! WELL MABYE! WAIT! NO
Do you think you are Attractive: NO! I'm not trying to be!
Are you a Health Freak: NO! But I'm healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: YES OF COURSE I DO!
Do you like Thunderstorms: UH YEAH! I only invented them! DUH
Do you play an Instrument: YEP
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep! I made it myself, thank you!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nooooooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: noooooooooooo
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YEP!
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: UH WHAT! NO I HAVE NOT!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: OH BROTHER!
Ever been Drunk: NO
Ever been called a Tease: NOO
Ever been Beaten up: YES! By JEWS! IT HURT! BUT IT ALL TURNED OUT FOR THE BEST!
Ever Shoplifted: NOOO
How do you want to Die: I ALLREADY DID! DUUUUH!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: HOLY MOTHER OF ME! a scooba diver! OMG
What country would you most like to Visit: Been everywhere!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: None
Favourite Hair Color: none
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: ?
Number of Drugs I have taken: 00000000000000000000000000000000000
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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