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Losers always whine about doing there best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

About Me

Play this game and watch how much fun it is to manipulate women!!
"My Eyes Burn" by MatchbookRomance

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My Interests

Mountain climbing in the rain, blowdrying my entire body, stealing cable, throwing beer bottles off my balcony at the drunkards. Circus clowns, Geico commercials, the history channel. The first cut into a fresh piece of constuction paper.

I'd like to meet:

Lagwagon

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Movies:

ones with bad endings..i.e. open water everyone said it sucks...BOTH THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIE!! and best part was u hated them and were praying for them to get torn apart by sharks...two thumbs up bitches

Television:

Thunder in paradise, USA up all night...umm scrambled porn

Books:

coloring books, sunday comics ummm...pop-up books. I want to own one but i can never find them. They need to make pop-up smut magazines that move when u bend the bindings.

Heroes:

Olaf, Tarquinn, Cyberhawk, and "Fleagull" Oh ya and my dad and brother

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