I am one HELL of a guy, no seriously they don't come any better then me. AIM myarse. Here are you options if you disagree and thanks for stopping by.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Much Feared Samurai Freedom Fighter.
Where You Lived: Feudal Japan .
How You Died: A Huge Fuckin Blaze Of Glory.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
Words To Live By
"It's very hard to trust a man who wants to borrow your picklock, sir." -Rifleman Cooper
"Listen if we plan on making it out of this one alive, we are going to nee 2.5 miracles, an act of God, and around 53 cents." -Me
"Seriously, Pirates are you fucking kidding me." -Alison
"Are you guys not entertained" -Tommy C.
"if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch." - Dr. COX
"It's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton
"In-your-endo" -The Tod
"You're not asleep you just said I am asleep." -Me
"AH, come on! What the hell!" -Jack Burton
"If this wese my career I'd throw myself in front of a Train" - Jim
"Oh fuck this, 4 foot seas my ass" -Me
"I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth other than "Oh no, I'm dying, there's a bright light, but wait a minute, this is wrong, I'm in hell! Hitler, Musollini... Captain Kangaroo? That's not right."" -Dr. Cox
"It's going to take crackerjack timing." -Jack Burton
"I'd like to double her entendre" -The Tod
"your profile song makes me want to dance no wait scratch that i meant KILL myself" -Me
"Why dont we just skip what I think and go straight to not having sex for a month" -Turk
"Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first huh." -Jack Burton
"Dude what makes you think your any crazyer then me." -Me
"So, once you've got the hole at the bottom of the popcorn box, it's basically just a waiting game." -The Tod
"Your an asshole? Oh no no no pal Im the asshole."-Me again
"History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man oh godzilla" -Blue Oyster Cult
"First off there is no such thing as a coed baby shower you SUCKER." -Me
"Plenty of subjects going about, for them that know how to put salt upon their tails.
That's what's wanted. A man needn't go far to find a subject, if he's ready with his salt-box."
-Uncle Pumblechook, Great Expectations
"Yet suppose further. Suppose that all worlds, all universes, met at a single nexus, a single pylon, a Tower. And within it, a stairway, perhaps rising to the Godhead itself. Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger? Could it be that somewhere above all of endless reality, there exists a room?..." -Walter O Dim
"I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father . I kill with my heart." -Roland
"Go then, there are other worlds than these" -Jake
" About now I would do anything to go ass sliding with you" -Cru Jones
"When some wild 8 foot tall maniac grabs your neck, backs the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues, well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old Jack Burton always does at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, The check is in the mail." -Jack Burton
WHAT YOU DONT KNOW WHO JACK BURTON IS, you better ask me because you sure are missing out.
Oh and incase you didnt know it I AM an asshole so__________________________________FUCK OFF_____________Please!!
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