I'd like to meet? More like, I'd like to meat! I'll tell you what: Some hot ass deucers (+), chicks with glasses, (guys with that whole, "V" shape) just kiddin. I want to be able to get nasty in a library with someone who has no memory, and no teeth. I need a boo to keep an eye on my funds. I want a girl that likes me cause I'm funny, cunning, and have a rapist's whit. I want a girl that apreciates the finner things in life like, tractor pulls, fast food and cheap beer.