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kade

About Me

I enjoy using "thats what she said" only in the most grammatically ambiguous situations, reverse euphemisms, mispronouncing words, sizing up buildings for their potential as shelter against velociraptor attacks, answering casual questions in iambic pentameter, mixing curse levels, while everyone is watching the Super Bowl feeling smugly superior because they're "only watching for the ads" i steal cars, when the police bust drug hideouts i sneak in and hide; then i jump out and startle them into shooting me so they lost points, whenever someone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun] i mentally move the hyphen one word to the right. and sometimes i steal jokes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer Slide

My Blog

Moustachuary

it is upon us. be prepared.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 15:52:00 GMT

Only Anarchists Are Pretty!

The World/Inferno Friendship Society give you your damn soul back.  It's been up all night, thinks everything is hysterical, and keeps humming tunes about Halloween and heroes, loves lost and fou...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 15:26:00 GMT

It would be a shame if we were the only ones

perhaps some of you know. perhaps some of you dont. regardless, webcomics are pretty nifty. Dinosaur Comics. www.qwantz.com       I could do my best to describe these comics...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 16:22:00 GMT

The end of the world

yesterday, a power transformer blew up. i was watching tv when the power shut off, then returned again only to go off. then i saw outside the window it was flashing bright colors. i ran outside and...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jan 2005 17:27:00 GMT